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RE: What do the theists here think about masturbation and porn?
July 13, 2015 at 8:01 am
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(July 10, 2015 at 11:41 pm)Atheist_BG Wrote: (July 10, 2015 at 4:18 pm)QuarkDriven Wrote: like being gay?
It's not a choice.
in case it wasnt clear, that was sarcasm...
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RE: What do the theists here think about masturbation and porn?
July 13, 2015 at 8:41 am
I'm not sure if I'm off the hook with my vasectomy.
The only thing I regret about it is not having it done sooner. You'd have to kidnap me to get it reversed.
So I wonder if I'm collecting black marks? Not that it matters, god would have run out of paper with me long ago for things which hurt no one at all but apparently displease him.
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RE: What do the theists here think about masturbation and porn?
July 13, 2015 at 8:44 am
(July 13, 2015 at 8:41 am)robvalue Wrote: I'm not sure if I'm off the hook with my vasectomy.
The only thing I regret about it is not having it done sooner. You'd have to kidnap me to get it reversed.
So I wonder if I'm collecting black marks? Not that it matters, god would have run out of paper with me long ago for things which hurt no one at all but apparently displease him.
Luckily he also ran out of magic points about 2,000 years ago, hence his abysmal track record for doing anything magical these days. You're probably safe from being smote at least, you depraved sodomite.
Verbatim from the mouth of Jesus (retranslated from a retranslation of a copy of a copy):
"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you too will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. How can you see your brother's head up his ass when your own vision is darkened by your head being even further up your ass? How can you say to your brother, 'Get your head out of your ass,' when all the time your head is up your own ass? You hypocrite! First take your head out of your own ass, and then you will see clearly who has his head up his ass and who doesn't." Matthew 7:1-5 (also Luke 6: 41-42)
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July 13, 2015 at 8:49 am
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I think he was actually running out of magic points halfway through the Old Testament. He becomes across like a bit character, occasionally called upon for advice and vaguely credited with horrible disasters.
Eventually he goes all in and uses his last remaining magic to make himself into a human. He's barely had time to realize what a bad plan it was before someone is nailing him to a bit of wood. RIP god, you dumb fuck 
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July 13, 2015 at 9:02 am
(July 12, 2015 at 5:00 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: (July 12, 2015 at 4:58 pm)pocaracas Wrote: New info is always hard to come by, when you stuff your face in a 2000 year old book all the time! 
Hmph, you just wish you were Brazilian...
I sure do. I hear butt building is practically the national sport.
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July 13, 2015 at 9:03 am
(July 12, 2015 at 5:01 pm)Redbeard The Pink Wrote: (July 12, 2015 at 4:58 pm)pocaracas Wrote: New info is always hard to come by, when you stuff your face in a 2000 year old book all the time!
Hey now, let's give credit where credit is due...she also reads the Catechism.
And the atheist forums. Clearly well read.
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July 13, 2015 at 9:06 am
(July 12, 2015 at 1:12 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: (July 12, 2015 at 1:09 pm)whateverist Wrote: The difference, I think, is between good enough, pedantic love making and becoming a sexual connaisseurship. Not to put too fine a point on it.
I respect your views and appreciate your insight, my friend. :
Well way to make me feel like a horse's ass. But back at you.
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RE: What do the theists here think about masturbation and porn?
July 13, 2015 at 9:18 am
(July 13, 2015 at 9:06 am)whateverist Wrote: (July 12, 2015 at 1:12 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: I respect your views and appreciate your insight, my friend. :
Well way to make me feel like a horse's ass. But back at you.
I know, right?! This woman is like the anti-Randy. She's polite and positive pretty much no matter what, and she will invariably listen to what others have to say. Religious people can be genuinely decent, and some of them even seem to have a knack for being nice in situations where other people just aren't. It's nice to be reminded of that every once in a while.
Verbatim from the mouth of Jesus (retranslated from a retranslation of a copy of a copy):
"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you too will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. How can you see your brother's head up his ass when your own vision is darkened by your head being even further up your ass? How can you say to your brother, 'Get your head out of your ass,' when all the time your head is up your own ass? You hypocrite! First take your head out of your own ass, and then you will see clearly who has his head up his ass and who doesn't." Matthew 7:1-5 (also Luke 6: 41-42)
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RE: What do the theists here think about masturbation and porn?
July 13, 2015 at 9:21 am
(July 13, 2015 at 9:02 am)whateverist Wrote: (July 12, 2015 at 5:00 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Hmph, you just wish you were Brazilian...
I sure do. I hear butt building is practically the national sport.
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RE: What do the theists here think about masturbation and porn?
July 13, 2015 at 9:21 am
Yep. It is almost as though religion (or its lack) is completely irrelevant to how nice people are.
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