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#11
RE: Write your own commandments
July 26, 2015 at 11:46 am
Thou shalt not make commandments, only suggestions.
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RE: Write your own commandments
July 26, 2015 at 11:56 am
Thou shalt rep Losty
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#13
RE: Write your own commandments
July 26, 2015 at 11:59 am
(July 26, 2015 at 6:06 am)Atheist_BG Wrote: 2. Do not have affairs with your closest friends' GFs of BFs.

Can I have an affair with my bff and her bf?
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#14
RE: Write your own commandments
July 26, 2015 at 12:03 pm
(July 26, 2015 at 11:56 am)Losty Wrote: Thou shalt rep Losty

What if I already done diddly did it? Panic
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RE: Write your own commandments
July 26, 2015 at 12:04 pm
(July 26, 2015 at 12:03 pm)Neimenovic Wrote:
(July 26, 2015 at 11:56 am)Losty Wrote: Thou shalt rep Losty

What if I already done diddly did it? Panic

Then you shall be in a drawing to become one of my 69 disciples.
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RE: Write your own commandments
July 26, 2015 at 12:05 pm (This post was last modified: July 26, 2015 at 12:12 pm by Longhorn.)
(July 26, 2015 at 12:04 pm)Losty Wrote:
(July 26, 2015 at 12:03 pm)Neimenovic Wrote: What if I already done diddly did it? Panic

Then you shall be in a drawing to become one of my 69 disciples.

Mmmmkay, how much does the job pay? Would you like a waffle?

Wait.....How can there be 69 disciples if you have 109 reps.....? I TRUSTED YOU
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#17
RE: Write your own commandments
July 26, 2015 at 12:06 pm
1.  Mind your own fucking business.
2-10  See #1
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#18
RE: Write your own commandments
July 26, 2015 at 12:12 pm
1. Don't be too rough with his balls while giving a beej. He'll be too appreciative to say anything, but just be gentle. You know what, just don't touch them if you don't know what your doing.

2. When going down on her, your guess is as good as mine.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

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RE: Write your own commandments
July 26, 2015 at 12:14 pm
(July 26, 2015 at 12:05 pm)Neimenovic Wrote: Mmmmkay, how much does the job pay? Would you like a waffle?

Oh it's not a paying gig, if chosen, you will be honored to follow me around and learn my ways. One day you may earn the title of harlot and select 69 of your own disciples. That's why harlotry is better than Christianity, because you have a chance for promotion. You can work your way to becoming a Jesus.
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RE: Write your own commandments
July 26, 2015 at 12:15 pm
(July 26, 2015 at 12:05 pm)Neimenovic Wrote:
(July 26, 2015 at 12:04 pm)Losty Wrote: Then you shall be in a drawing to become one of my 69 disciples.

Mmmmkay, how much does the job pay? Would you like a waffle?

Wait.....How can there be 69 disciples if you have 109 reps.....? I TRUSTED YOU

Your name is placed in a drawing. I clearly stated this.
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