CHRIST THE LORD

[pocaracas]

Fuck! Just woke up. Does anybody know if the comedian is doing a matinee today?

He'll need a pseudonym for that.

[JesusHChrist]

Fuck! Just woke up. Does anybody know if the comedian is doing a matinee today?

No matinee. 

Fuck face d'jour has left the building.

[Iroscato]

I believe he has been cast out in the name of Odin, and his father, his father before him.

[Thumpalumpacus]

for many have came and exalted their selves to such a degree as to vain pretense, as if this meager consciousness can surely
see its true person as that of its own likeness, as one glaring to be praised but what of the thorns from whence it held forsaken like
that upon grave as the body to lie, the soul is then to stand before the throne of the LORD GOD, and those who were of the sardonic man
will be chastised unto hell for the remaining eternity, as one steadfastly must repent and believe on the LORD JESUS CHRIST, for he is
God and we are his servants and messengers until the end, although this bunch of foolish reprobate heretics continues to persecute my
brothers and sisters, I will stand for the LORD JESUS CHRIST, that is to shout praise at the throne of GOD at the highest regard, all of them who have chosen to stray from the path of redemption will inevitably succumb to their own ploys, it is already known, the
actions from which ye lay deceived, as to quietly submit to a demise of the whole propagation of one`s own sustenance, with
reassurances from contentions the body is to feel for its subject on the means to grow and henceforth be divided amongst humanity,so
cherish thy limbs for those are to carry beyond the death fitting to affix each head to its own spirit, hand comes forth as so does its
 armament , to further poise itself as bone to its socket, every layer and setting is accounted for and each anatomical strain is
that which complements its edifice, now ye are stripped of every anachronism to be naked before the ALMIGHTY GOD, Jesus looks through
thy face of atrophy for it is of a man who is opened and with ailment to spill outward upon his own grievance of immaturity, so to does his yolk bear innumerable flaws brought forth by the individual`s certain integrity, for upon our surface flesh was that of the earth, but upon our spirit was that of GOD, as was said by my brethren which honor Jesus Christ as the LORD and Savoir, as no task be assembled without its place, thus the LORD to address each person as such, purpose was that of salvation, and the answer was so apparent as the significance through nature, each creature was to dwell at its force of motion, as do the laws which divide space and time, GOD is to create but yet also expects of ye all an instinct to create ones own dominance, not as to conflict amongst the deaf but to instead assure them that they will sooner hear greater words than my own for the LORD hath drawn His wave upon a value of season, each must in turn be willing to listen as to adorn thyself with faith in atonement, thy repentance cleanses thy maligned faculty, remission of the sin and judge the man righteous, but prideful sin is that which lingers in the eye, the vision would sooner focus unto damnable aesthetics and worldly vices, with life remains the simple question which can be acknowledged as ones veritable truth, someone
therefore commits to an act of wrong or right, and this is the reasoning from which that person can be held to, for the LORD hath given
us such principles as to account for the equal instability the weighs upon our very personality, it is in the most evident beauty
that we merely assume an everyday vernacular, as though this body is that which processes the outcomes of uncertainty, its domain which
is that of space to encompass every depth and shadow portrayed as the eldest youth would never know its age, so must we be resilient to
even the slightest magnitude of sin, as ye do bear such false witness in light of the truth for such will be burden towards insatiable
hellfire, many of these denizens will partake to their dearest fathoms of woe in rife pleas they set forth to recompense only to delve
further into tremors of their exile, as time slowly eats away the identity one must uphold their body to JESUS CHRIST, if one other
than CHRIST proclaims to be greater let them be damned to hell, all who reign with the face of an idol will perish under its
promises, the LORD GOD is absolute, He endures to influx His divine Word, and all shall appear before the judgement seat of CHRIST
amen.

[Ravenshire]

Poe-fo-sho.

That popculture thing makes me think he learned from Drippy.

Combine it with the spelling and it makes me think it is drippy, posting from his local library to troll us. Probably not, but...

[tjakey]

That was one seriously defective carbon based unit. Any bets on it having a house full of guns?

[Regina]

That opening post is a novel, I don't have the mental capacity for it at this hour.

[BitchinHitchins]

I could not even get through the first three commas that should have been periods.

[Whateverist]

if one other than CHRIST proclaims to be greater let them be damned to hell, all who reign with the face of an idol will perish under its
promises, the LORD GOD is absolute, He endures to influx His divine Word, and all shall appear before the judgement seat of CHRIST
amen.

Uh .. no.  Bye bye crazy guy.

[Longhorn]

Fuck! Just woke up. Does anybody know if the comedian is doing a matinee today?

No matinee. 

Fuck face d'jour has left the building.

No manatee?!?!? Bbbbut why :c

you're making manatee sad :c