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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 8, 2015 at 5:20 pm
(August 8, 2015 at 3:54 pm)pool Wrote: I thought this thread was a serious discussion of some theistic principle from the title. OMG
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btw,speaking of poop,i used to discuss with my friends in 12th grade some of our unfulfilled dreams.One of my friend wanted to poop in the open near a river where the water just barely doesn't touch his bottom so that he will feel a cool sensation on his butt whilst he pooped.Needless to say poop was the main topic of discussion for like a month.One of my friend wanted to poop in a water amusement park,i wanted to poop in a bag and throw it in the window of a car.Lots of unfulfilled dreams really.Remember that time when you get stuck in a slide because the slide is too dry?One of my friends thought that it would be a reasonable idea to poop at that instance so that friction can do it's job better,he was one of my best friends.
Oh hell, he is way over thinking this. Just poop in a public swimming pool. (This also works great when it is too crowded.)
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 8, 2015 at 5:22 pm
(August 8, 2015 at 2:33 pm)Yeauxleaux Wrote: I try to keep up the impression I'm above shitting. Unless I'm so desperate I will not go in a public toilet (more for hygeine than for pride) and I'll never go if I think anyone can hear me, especially if it's someone I know.
Thank you! You see, I am not a crazy person. Poop is and deserves to be taboo. Now please vote A to keep poo taboo.
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 8, 2015 at 5:42 pm
(August 8, 2015 at 5:22 pm)Whateverist the White Wrote: (August 8, 2015 at 2:33 pm)Yeauxleaux Wrote: I try to keep up the impression I'm above shitting. Unless I'm so desperate I will not go in a public toilet (more for hygeine than for pride) and I'll never go if I think anyone can hear me, especially if it's someone I know.
Thank you! You see, I am not a crazy person. Poop is and deserves to be taboo. Now please vote A to keep poo taboo.
Now you're playing with us. Or handing out taboo materials. B is to keep poop taboo.
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 8, 2015 at 5:45 pm
(August 8, 2015 at 5:22 pm)Whateverist the White Wrote: (August 8, 2015 at 2:33 pm)Yeauxleaux Wrote: I try to keep up the impression I'm above shitting. Unless I'm so desperate I will not go in a public toilet (more for hygeine than for pride) and I'll never go if I think anyone can hear me, especially if it's someone I know.
Thank you! You see, I am not a crazy person. Poop is and deserves to be taboo. Now please vote A to keep poo taboo.
...And yet here you are. 
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 8, 2015 at 6:06 pm
(August 8, 2015 at 4:32 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: I looked and saw that I was out of toilet paper in that bathroom, so I grabbed from the tissue box.
This could never happen for me. I'd go in with tissue paper and come out with poo on my fingers and the tissue paper would be no more.
If I see I'm out of TP, then I have to use all baby wipes. Which everyone should be using anyways.
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 8, 2015 at 8:27 pm
(August 8, 2015 at 3:34 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: (August 8, 2015 at 3:28 pm)Yeauxleaux Wrote: I know but that doesn't mean I want to think about it haha
Embrace it, Yeaux. You poop. Say it! Brown things come out of your butt everyday.
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 8, 2015 at 8:31 pm
(August 8, 2015 at 8:27 pm)ignoramus Wrote: (August 8, 2015 at 3:34 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Embrace it, Yeaux. You poop. Say it! Brown things come out of your butt everyday.
Hahahah! Fantastic!
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 8, 2015 at 8:32 pm
You know, when I happen to be searching for a meme (for, say, the meme debate thread) and I come across a completely random meme that is just so out there, I wonder where it came from.
Now I know. Iggy makes them all.
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 8, 2015 at 11:30 pm
Any one ever try to put one back in ?
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 8, 2015 at 11:31 pm
(August 8, 2015 at 11:30 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Any one ever try to put one back in ?
nope, but that sounds like a fine idea
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