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Rapture September 2015
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 25, 2015 at 8:54 pm
No need to fight gentlemen. You can all take turns marrying me as hard as you can (lol). I'll let you know afterward who can "marry" the hardest Wink
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 25, 2015 at 8:54 pm
Hey prof...I see your name lurking at the bottom of this thread. Tongue
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 25, 2015 at 8:57 pm
(September 25, 2015 at 8:54 pm)Losty Wrote: No need to fight gentlemen. You can all take turns marrying me as hard as you can (lol). I'll let you know afterward who can "marry" the hardest Wink

Let's flip a coin to see who goes first.

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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 25, 2015 at 8:57 pm
(September 25, 2015 at 8:51 pm)Iroscato Wrote: Imagining an American say bum doesn't feel right - it's like them saying 'bloody' or 'bollocks' or 'mate'. Get out of our turf, dammit.

I say bum quite often actually, and booty monster. These are nicknames I use for my kids that I never realized was actually creepy until this very moment.
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 25, 2015 at 9:53 pm
(September 25, 2015 at 8:54 pm)Iroscato Wrote: Hey prof...I see your name lurking at the bottom of this thread. Tongue

I guess that means that jesus told him to go fuck himself?
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 25, 2015 at 9:59 pm
(September 25, 2015 at 8:57 pm)Iroscato Wrote: Let's flip a coin to see who goes first.

HEADS.



Sadly, as a confirmed prophet I foresaw that eventuality and pre-emptively called the winning toss yesterday.
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 25, 2015 at 10:02 pm
One guy at work asked in advance to have yesterday off because he had allowed the silly rapture hooey to influence and scare him.
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 25, 2015 at 10:04 pm (This post was last modified: September 25, 2015 at 10:05 pm by JesusHChrist.)
Isn't it high time this thread moved into orgy mode? Or do we only do that with ark threads?

Y'all are trending that way it seems.
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 25, 2015 at 10:20 pm
(September 25, 2015 at 10:04 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: Isn't it high time this thread moved into orgy mode? Or do we only do that with ark threads?

Y'all are trending that way it seems.

We already had 1 orgy in here with 55 gallon drum of lube.
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 25, 2015 at 10:23 pm
No rapture? Why if I didn't know any better I'd think their just making this shit up as they go...naaaah
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