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Rapture September 2015
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Let's say everything Prof has foretold actually takes place on the 23rd. Obama takes a seemingly fatal gunshot wound to the head, the Pope prays for his recovery, and three days later Obama makes an incredible recovery.
That sequence of events happening on that exact date, with those exact circumstances, is still more likely to be a coincidence than it is the actual fucking rise of the actual fucking Anti-Christ. That is in fact the least likely explanation for the events, coming in just behind aliens from the hollowed-out asteroid of Plakka*crana manufacturing the entire ruse using nothing more than slightly out-of-date banana skins and liberal amounts of duct tape, as a way of making their solar system's star learn to play the violin. That's how unlikely and absurd your theories are to me, prof. ![[Image: rySLj1k.png]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i.imgur.com%2FrySLj1k.png) If you have any serious concerns, are being harassed, or just need someone to talk to, feel free to contact me via PM  (September 9, 2015 at 9:54 am)Iroscato Wrote: Let's say everything Prof has foretold actually takes place on the 23rd. Obama takes a seemingly fatal gunshot wound to the head, the Pope prays for his recovery, and three days later Obama makes an incredible recovery. That his story? At some point I gave up on wading through his gibberish. ![[Image: Bumper+Sticker+-+Asheville+-+Praise+Dog3.JPG]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=1.bp.blogspot.com%2F-d-3rfdI7nG0%2FTerwtFyFXoI%2FAAAAAAAACak%2F7kFSmHeVrng%2Fs320%2FBumper%2BSticker%2B-%2BAsheville%2B-%2BPraise%2BDog3.JPG)
RE: Rapture September 2015
September 9, 2015 at 10:10 am
(This post was last modified: September 9, 2015 at 10:12 am by Iroscato.)
(September 9, 2015 at 10:02 am)abaris Wrote:(September 9, 2015 at 9:54 am)Iroscato Wrote: Let's say everything Prof has foretold actually takes place on the 23rd. Obama takes a seemingly fatal gunshot wound to the head, the Pope prays for his recovery, and three days later Obama makes an incredible recovery. That's what I gleaned, aye. Apparently it will make people think he's the Messiah or summink. Clearly he slept through 2008/9 when that briefly happened anyway (at least in the UK)... If you have any serious concerns, are being harassed, or just need someone to talk to, feel free to contact me via PM 
You forgot the bit about the head wound being "the new CGI", but otherwise you're essentially right.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
The....New CGI? Bbbut....What's wrong with the old one? O_o
The closer we get, the clarity of seeing ahead get better, I thought the CGA thing was viable, but a prophet saw the whole thing-
O, in an open area, and the Secret Service guys were not around him (no doubt orchestrated/ inspired by his master satan), a lone gunman (also inspired by satan) shoots once and misses, shoots again and hits him in the head. Remember the 3 days. He has to be out of action for that exact number of days to fulfill prophecy. Interestingly, earlier this week, it was reported the (False Prophet) pope was concerned about an assassination when he comes to the US. Last Spring Michelle / Michael O, had the drapes from Jackie Kennedy (and other stuff?) put up in the WH. Wonder why. Oh yeah, the last president to have been assassinated, sure, so what.... Last week the AC renamed Mt. McKinley (who was shot here in Buffalo) to what he perceives himself to be- Denali, meaning "The Greatest One". Sure, sure so what? Clues Baby, the clues keep sliding in.
Ok, who left the cage open?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 (September 9, 2015 at 3:21 pm)professor Wrote: The closer we get, the clarity of seeing ahead get better, I thought the CGA thing was viable, but a prophet saw the whole thing- I love reading your stuff, Professor. I'd market this kind of crazy if the Christians hadn't beaten me to it by millennia. This was one of your best -- so good, in fact, that I am now measurably stupider for having read it. You're peaking! Too bad it's in the service of a fantasy.  RE: Rapture September 2015
September 9, 2015 at 5:09 pm
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