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Rapture September 2015
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 30, 2015 at 5:18 pm (This post was last modified: September 30, 2015 at 5:18 pm by Crossless2.0.)
(September 30, 2015 at 5:15 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Maybe they'll all kill each other?

I think the only casualties would be those foolish enough to read all 345 pages that such a thread would become, and most of those from suicide.
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 30, 2015 at 5:26 pm (This post was last modified: September 30, 2015 at 5:27 pm by Homeless Nutter.)
(September 30, 2015 at 5:15 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Maybe they'll all kill each other?

That's unlikely. They'd have to fling their feces pretty hard to even hurt each other...
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 30, 2015 at 5:33 pm
(September 30, 2015 at 2:43 pm)LastPoet Wrote: Brace yourselves! The great battle of bullshit is about to begin...

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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 30, 2015 at 5:38 pm
(September 30, 2015 at 5:15 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Maybe they'll all kill each other?

I wager 400 quatloos on the newcomer.

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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 30, 2015 at 5:38 pm (This post was last modified: September 30, 2015 at 5:39 pm by Faith No More.)
Do you have any possessions you can send me, professor? I'm going to need all I can to get through the Tribulation.

Cash preferable.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 30, 2015 at 5:42 pm
(September 29, 2015 at 4:24 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(September 29, 2015 at 3:24 pm)dyresand Wrote: Science behind the blood moon.
Earth's shadow is red at the edges for the same reason a sunset is red: When sunlight is scattered by passing through Earth's atmosphere, the other colors of the spectrum are removed. In a solar eclipse, the moon casts its shadow on Earth.

WHAT?  You mean it isn't "JESUS!!!!"
Another perfectly good superstition bites the dust. tsk tsk.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 30, 2015 at 9:02 pm
Yeah, but who put the Moon there? Where'd it come from? You can't explain it!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 30, 2015 at 9:04 pm
It's made of cheese. That's all that matters
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 30, 2015 at 9:08 pm
Well, durrr:

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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 30, 2015 at 9:14 pm
Lol you guys have that show? Ahaha love it. What about Pat? I've only seen it in Spanish because it's on cb beebies. Pat el Caretero y su gato Jess. Do you know that??
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