What's the future of Catholic Church and Satan?

[Homeless Nutter]

[...]By the way, I am currently in contact with the highest level mental health expert. [...]

I'm afraid to ask, but - do you mean you're seeing a psychiatrist, or telepathically communicating with Jesus?... 

[professor]

HN,
You caught my ploy, of course the mental health expert I contact is the designer of mentality.

Abaris, the only Muslims going UP would be children under the age of accountability.

I do not know what that age is, it could include teenagers.
Teen age brains are undeveloped to asses risk (which is why armies suck them in so easily).

In the rebellion, at going into the promised land by the children of Israel- all those under the age of 20 were exempt from the ban of entering.

The bible is very specific as to who goes up:
All those who love Jesus' appearing.
Those keeping His commands.

The greatest shock will be those who are Christians but are of the last church- Laodicea (Rev.2;14) who are lukewarm, considering themselves rich, fat and happy, but the Savior states they are poor naked and blind.

To this group He states, "Behold, I stand at the door and knock, if anyone hears and opens the door, I will come in and sup with him and he with me..."
That statement to them is specific to the time after the Departure, when the Rapture door has closed.
 But the principle holds for all people, for all time, about the door of each person's heart.

[Whateverist]

Has someone gone off their meds again? Remember praying all night is no substitute for a good night's sleep when it comes to the health of the mind. Oh, never mind.

[Cyberman]

"Never mind" is precisely his problem.

[abaris]

Abaris, the only Muslims going UP would be children under the age of accountability.

You quite obviously and expectedly don't get what this is all about. You don't even get the message of 1582.

Maybe a quote from an expert is of some help.

People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to affect, but actually, from a non-linier, non subjective point of view it is more like a big ball of wibbily wobbly timey wimey...stuff

[Iroscato]

HN,
You caught my ploy, of course the mental health expert I contact is the designer of mentality.

And if he's any kind of loving god, he'd want you to contact a decent human mental health professional, because at the moment it is quite clear to all of us that you are not very well, prof. For real - I don't fuck around when I recognise something as severe as this.

[Mr Greene]

Hey Guys,

I'm a Christian myself, although not a Catholic anymore. I'm also a big SF fan. One of my main interests is what will happen with Catholic Church in the future, and I mean like 200 years from now or something like that. Its been around for 2000 years, so we can safely assume, that it'll be around for at least couple hundred more. Will it expand to other planets? Will it change into corporation? Will they use biomechanoids for Popes? Or maybe it will fall? What's your take on this?

And the second question - it feels to me that Satan doesn't really work anymore as a method of fear. The vision of Satan changed couple times during the centuries and I think that Satan needs a new version, quickly, as modern people simply do not believe in a guy with horns. It might be that Vatican's PR division is thinking about his new image the very moment. Let's give them some ideas, will Satan be replaced, and how?


Thank you for all the answers.

Dominik

Life expectancy of the Church = life expectancy of the population starting at the point when children stop joining the church as a matter of common practice.
eg: In the UK children stopped going to church on average in the 1950s, life expectancy is 85 and the church is course to cease existing around the 2030s.
Ireland is a little behind but not that much.
RCC main population is in the developing world - Latin America & sub-Saharan Africa but here life expectancy is shorter so as the church loses touch with the population the end will come that much quicker.

[Longhorn]

HN,
You caught my ploy, of course the mental health expert I contact is the designer of mentality.

I don't even know what to fucking say to you sometimes -_-

[The Grand Nudger]

Also I wonder. Are the Kiwis and Aussies raptured before anybody else or is Jesus a red blooded American male, who's determined to rapture going by Central Eastern Standard time? Or maybe he's rather a fan of the West coast. Pacific Standard time may come into the mix at some point. I certenly don't hope, he's a Russian or a jew of all things. . That would be terrible. Then it would be the 2nd Tishrei of 5776. Could also be the 1st Dhu'l Hiija 1436. But for that he's got to be muslim and he's only a measly prophet there. So why should he care?

LOL, Maybe they're planning a phased rollout, as the clock strikes midnight across all the different TZ's so too will the rapture move across the land...Like a giant wave of relief for all those left behind...........

[dyresand]

Also I wonder. Are the Kiwis and Aussies raptured before anybody else or is Jesus a red blooded American male, who's determined to rapture going by Central Eastern Standard time? Or maybe he's rather a fan of the West coast. Pacific Standard time may come into the mix at some point. I certenly don't hope, he's a Russian or a jew of all things. . That would be terrible. Then it would be the 2nd Tishrei of 5776. Could also be the 1st Dhu'l Hiija 1436. But for that he's got to be muslim and he's only a measly prophet there. So why should he care?

LOL, Maybe they're planning a phased rollout, as the clock strikes midnight across all the different TZ's so too will the rapture move across the land...Like a giant wave of relief for all those left behind...........

Wait so this means all the terrible people go away   and all the world will have good decent people now