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JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT!
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RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT!
That's actually one of the more entertaining parts of the bible. Their erections were like that of donkeys, and their emissions were like that of horses.
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10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#12
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(August 16, 2015 at 3:28 pm)Neimenovic Wrote: Doh. Silly heathen. In order to see what the bible really says, you need to read it with an open heart. That is, you need to read it with a presupposition that it says what you already believe it says and, would you know it, you'll be able to find that it actually DOES say what you believe it says!! MIRICUL!!!!!
An open heart + your guide to interpretation=The PERMANENT cure for heathenism. This formula cannot leave this post. Because, I JUST WANNA SIN!
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#13
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If I did anything with an open heart I would dead in under a minute from massive internal haemorrhaging.
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#14
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Theists don’t know what an open mind is (open heart). If they truly had an open mind, and had anything remotely near what you would call skepticism, religion wouldn’t exist anywhere near the level that it does right now.

To a theist, an open mind, is having a mind with a strong enough filter, to rationalize some of the most heinous acts imaginable. It also could entail, cherry-picking the living shit out of every verse to their liking. If you don’t cherry-pick every verse the way they do, or justify every immoral action in the bible, they accuse you of having not opened your heart to scripture. Fuck that bullshit!

They have no idea what an open mind is..
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(August 16, 2015 at 3:25 pm)Thena323 Wrote: [...] I'm sincerely interested in understanding what reading religious texts "with an open heart" actually means to theists.

"Heart" is religious twit-speak for "ar*e". In order to accept any holy book - one must be ready and willing to be f***ed. Figuratively speaking... for the most part.
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
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#16
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So, have any of these 'Opened Heart" christers ever looked over a Tibetan Book of the Dead with a similar attitude ???


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#17
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT!
(August 16, 2015 at 3:44 pm)Thena323 Wrote: I've always taken this as a suggestion that I give the left side of my noggin a vacay, in order to soak all of the Bible's warm, gooey goodness.

Nope.  Gotta give the frontal lobe the vacation.  A pseudo lobotomy.
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#18
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(August 16, 2015 at 3:25 pm)Thena323 Wrote: Non-theists are often accused of not reading the Bible (or any holy book) with an open heart. Do theists understand what they're asking of atheists when they suggest this? I'm sincerely interested in understanding what reading religious texts "with an open heart" actually means to theists. Non-theists as well. Thanks.

What min said.

Otherwise, sorry, I only open my heart if it's good literature.
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#19
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I would however insist that any untrained individuals leave the opening of hearts to specialized medical personnel
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#20
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT!
(August 16, 2015 at 3:25 pm)Thena323 Wrote: Non-theists are often accused of not reading the Bible (or any holy book) with an open heart. Do theists understand what they're asking of atheists when they suggest this? I'm sincerely interested in understanding what reading religious texts "with an open heart" actually means to theists. Non-theists as well. Thanks.

If I may... it means with love. But, there needs to be a desire to know God first. If that doesn't interest you, it won't mean anything to read scripture.

As Christians we are instructed to spread the Word. Whether or not people care, or listen to us is completely irrelevant.

The best we can actually do as Christians, is to be of good example. Unfortunately, and obviously we constantly fall short of that goal.

But then again, we weren't meant to save anyone. Jesus said to look for His kingdom within ourselves. And to ask, and seek.

So, the only thing necessary is just that! There is only ONE Teacher. And ONE Truth. We just need to find it. If we so desire.
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