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RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel.
August 23, 2015 at 5:49 pm
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(August 22, 2015 at 10:00 pm)Huggy74 Wrote: (August 22, 2015 at 9:55 pm)Brakeman Wrote: According to Christian's "Great Big Book 'O Crazy"
Well, of course this is completely stupid and only taken seriously by completely stupid people, but there are certain christians on here who definitely have the flint-like hardened head.
Actually that's a Jewish book.......
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RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel.
August 23, 2015 at 6:36 pm
What else would one expect from a dose of blotter acid?
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RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel.
August 23, 2015 at 6:41 pm
(August 22, 2015 at 11:21 pm)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: So there's this huge universe with zillions of celestial objects in it and the invisible celestial deity shows up on this tiny speck and gives a guy a recipe and tells him to cook it over flaming crap.
The bible god always did like a good BBQ. That is why the preference of Abel's 'gift' over Cain's.
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RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel.
August 23, 2015 at 11:24 pm
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RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel.
August 24, 2015 at 4:07 pm
@ Jenny A, what denomination/s were you affiliated with, I'm curious.
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RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel.
August 24, 2015 at 4:14 pm
(August 23, 2015 at 5:44 pm)Godschild Wrote: (August 22, 2015 at 10:22 pm)Jenny A Wrote: I forget which Christian here startled me by suggesting that Jacob wrestled with Jesus, but it was pretty recent here on the forum.
That would be me, now instead of saying you are startled prove me wrong.
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RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel.
August 24, 2015 at 4:16 pm
And also:
(August 23, 2015 at 12:50 am)Huggy74 Wrote: Jesus is addressing Capernaum, but this prophecy can also be applied to Los Angeles, a city which also exalts itself unto heaven (city of angels). It's only a matter of time before it's covered in water. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel.
August 24, 2015 at 4:47 pm
(August 24, 2015 at 4:16 pm)TRJF Wrote: And also:
(August 23, 2015 at 12:50 am)Huggy74 Wrote: Jesus is addressing Capernaum, but this prophecy can also be applied to Los Angeles, a city which also exalts itself unto heaven (city of angels). It's only a matter of time before it's covered in water. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
The Biblical illiterate don't have much to offer do they, so why make yourself look foolish.
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RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel.
August 24, 2015 at 4:59 pm
(August 23, 2015 at 5:44 pm)Godschild Wrote: (August 22, 2015 at 10:22 pm)Jenny A Wrote: I forget which Christian here startled me by suggesting that Jacob wrestled with Jesus, but it was pretty recent here on the forum.
That would be me, now instead of saying you are startled prove me wrong.
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This shit is ridiculous. Jesus is popping in and out of existence like he's a virtual particle. One minute he's in heaven; the next he's on Earth grappling with the scumbag Jacob. He then pops out of existence. A second later he's in some girl's womb. Then he gets nailed and vanishes. He hasn't been seen since.
People who believe fairy tales are 100% insane.
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RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel.
August 24, 2015 at 5:30 pm
(August 24, 2015 at 4:07 pm)Godschild Wrote: @ Jenny A, what denomination/s were you affiliated with, I'm curious.
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My family attended the Presbyterian church until I was 13 or so. My father had attended seminary for a year there and was a lay preacher. After that we attended the Lutheran church. Lutheran have schismed and come in rather a few flavors from very evangelical to not so much. We were not so much, certainly not Missouri synod who are essentially baptists with infant baptism and a liturgy. The difference between the two, Presbyterian and Lutheran was primarily style. The Presbyterians are more into a personal relationship with god, the Lutherans are more into worship services.
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