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Please Explain
#21
RE: Please Explain
(August 26, 2015 at 4:36 pm)Lek Wrote: The parable is about using your God-given talents productively.  Those who use their talents wisely will acquire even more talents, which should also be used to do God's work in the world.  The nobleman's order at the end of the passage applies to those who don't use their God-given talents and won't receive eternal life.  Spiritually-speaking, they are dead.
The parable is about how to be a loan shark and gouge the Gentiles with high interest rates.
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#22
RE: Please Explain
(August 26, 2015 at 6:14 pm)Rhythm Wrote: You know, seems like "jesus" was an exceedingly poor and bloody minded communicator Lek.....

I guess when you first heard the story of the "Three Little Pigs" you found the moral to be that wolves should blow little pigs' houses down.
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#23
RE: Please Explain
(August 26, 2015 at 6:24 pm)Lek Wrote:
(August 26, 2015 at 6:14 pm)Rhythm Wrote: You know, seems like "jesus" was an exceedingly poor and bloody minded communicator Lek.....
I guess when you first heard the story of the "Three Little Pigs" you found the moral to be that wolves should blow little pigs' houses down.
No no no no no. If the wolf ended up eating all the little pigs, became rich, wealthy and successful, and my preschool teacher said, "Let you live your life by this story," then I would think that. But that is not what happened. The bad guy got burned. He didn't eat the pig. He lost.
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#24
RE: Please Explain
(August 26, 2015 at 6:24 pm)Lek Wrote: I guess when you first heard the story of the "Three Little Pigs" you found the moral to be that wolves should blow little pigs' houses down.

Is this a race to the bottom?  I'll compare the "jesus" fable to the three little pigs all day long....since you saw fit......and thanks for that.
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#25
RE: Please Explain
When on my pc there arose such a clatter,
I opened my laptop to see what was the matter.
I saw the alert, and I clicked it to check,
and there was the post, from a guy named Lek.
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#26
RE: Please Explain
(August 26, 2015 at 6:24 pm)Lek Wrote:
(August 26, 2015 at 6:14 pm)Rhythm Wrote: You know, seems like "jesus" was an exceedingly poor and bloody minded communicator Lek.....

I guess when you first heard the story of the "Three Little Pigs" you found the moral to be that wolves should blow little pigs' houses down.

I'd expect the supposedly divinely-inspired word of god itself to be easier to understand than a fucking fairy tale.

Oh wait - it IS a fairy tale, quite possibly the silliest of them all. Wink
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#27
RE: Please Explain
Lek wasn't the smartest, or brightest, it seemed,
for once he posted, he was completely creamed.
Sad and defeated, he planned to post again,
to advance his silly, religious campaign.
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