Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!
Current time: February 22, 2025, 10:26 am
Atheist Forums › Discussion › Politics v
Republican Zings

Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Thread Modes
Republican Zings
Shining_Finger Away
Junior Member
**
Religious Views: Logical Outlook
Posts: 359
Threads: 47
Joined: August 31, 2015
Reputation: 4
#1
Republican Zings
September 19, 2015 at 7:44 pm
This is a thread where you insult a Republican, Conservative or similar in Joke Format.
Example:
What can every Christian Conservative agree on?
Rapture is coming, and soon.
What can't they agree on?
The Date.
ZING!!!
Find
Reply
vorlon13 Offline
Posting Freak
*****
Religious Views: agnostic 12 stepper
Posts: 30129
Threads: 304
Joined: April 18, 2014
Reputation: 91
#2
RE: Republican Zings
September 19, 2015 at 7:47 pm
How many pro-lifers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in and one to insist that the bulb was lit when the
screwing began.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




Find
Reply
KUSA Offline
Senior Member
****
Religious Views: I have unseen the light
Posts: 4664
Threads: 100
Joined: November 22, 2013
Reputation: 39
#3
Republican Zings
September 19, 2015 at 8:18 pm
Why only republicans?
Find
Reply
Iroscato Away Donators
Part-time Emperor of the Universe
*****
Religious Views: Does not compute.
Posts: 4705
Threads: 38
Joined: April 5, 2015
Reputation: 65
#4
RE: Republican Zings
September 19, 2015 at 8:41 pm
Because FUCK REPUBLICANS.
[Image: rySLj1k.png]

If you have any serious concerns, are being harassed, or just need someone to talk to, feel free to contact me via PM
Find
Reply


Atheist Forums › Discussion › Politics v
Republican Zings

Possibly Related Threads...
Thread Author Replies Views Last Post
  Who will be next Republican presidential candidate? Fake Messiah 28 2398 June 13, 2022 at 2:49 am
Last Post: The Architect Of Fate
  Republican Party Purge Silver 11 1208 April 15, 2021 at 11:27 am
Last Post: onlinebiker
  Republican Representative compares his party's fight to Imperial Japanese Soldiers Rev. Rye 2 449 November 24, 2020 at 10:12 pm
Last Post: brewer
  The Republican America Silver 19 1687 November 23, 2020 at 3:56 pm
Last Post: Anomalocaris
  If your senator is Republican... Gawdzilla Sama 5 879 October 5, 2020 at 12:15 pm
Last Post: Gawdzilla Sama
  trump the republican asks communist china to investigate his potential election rival Anomalocaris 10 1536 October 4, 2019 at 10:18 am
Last Post: Anomalocaris
  Former Republican Rick Wilson Nails It Minimalist 4 842 August 26, 2018 at 2:42 am
Last Post: Amarok
  The Iowa Republican Party platform. Jehanne 14 1811 August 20, 2018 at 9:18 pm
Last Post: The Grand Nudger
  Republican advisor made a woman a sex slave Rev. Rye 67 11292 April 12, 2018 at 10:40 am
Last Post: Rev. Rye
  My Republican Senator is NOT coming to town! Instead, she is sending her aides. Jehanne 11 2217 March 5, 2017 at 8:00 am
Last Post: downbeatplumb



Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)