Quote:First what reasons do you have for believing that the bible is false?
History, archaeology and common sense.
Idiot.
The Paradox of Power....
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Quote:First what reasons do you have for believing that the bible is false? History, archaeology and common sense. Idiot. RE: The Paradox of Power....
September 26, 2015 at 3:40 pm
(This post was last modified: September 26, 2015 at 3:42 pm by Cyberman.)
(September 26, 2015 at 2:27 pm)robvalue Wrote: Hell is about as scary to us as one of those plastic hammers which squeak when you bang someone with them. Not even that scary. I could actually hit you over the head with a squeaky hammer. With hell, the best I could do is threaten you with a picture.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
(September 26, 2015 at 3:40 pm)Stimbo Wrote:(September 26, 2015 at 2:27 pm)robvalue Wrote: Hell is about as scary to us as one of those plastic hammers which squeak when you bang someone with them. Just fire up the barbie and point.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
(September 26, 2015 at 3:05 am)ronedee Wrote:So, Jesus sinned because he disobeyed his directive. That's why he had the crap beaten out of him and got crucified and went to hell.(September 26, 2015 at 3:00 am)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: Jesus said that he had been sent only to the Jews. (September 26, 2015 at 7:04 am)Believer21u Wrote:(September 26, 2015 at 5:56 am)Bad Wolf Wrote: As long as there is hardship and difficult times for human beings, the less critical, less analytical people will be drawn to religion. It's very likely that the catholic church will last a very long time because of this. However, if everything to do with christianity was destroyed, every bible, every church, every painting etc and all memory of it was wiped from human minds, it would never be rediscovered.Fabulous Most of those don't matter, given that there is no god. The remainder are palpably false and deserve nothing more than a contemptuous snort. (September 26, 2015 at 3:07 am)Believer21u Wrote:Don't forget, Saul showed mercy even though he had been ordered to kill everyone. God got pissed and kicked him to the curb. Jesus disobeyed and the same thing happened to him. God forbids people to think for themselves. Remember what happened to Cain when he offered plants instead of a bloody sheep carcass.(September 26, 2015 at 3:05 am)ronedee Wrote: But, He found more faith in the gentiles. (September 26, 2015 at 2:48 pm)Believer21u Wrote: THANK,YOU PEOPLE,THANK YOU VERY MUCH,THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR! Wait a minute, guys. He's going to prove to us that 2 + 2 = 5. Shouldn't we at least give him a fair chance. He might be right after all. And isn't that what any theist wants, a fair chance?
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers. Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities. --Voltaire Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind. (September 26, 2015 at 3:40 pm)Stimbo Wrote:(September 26, 2015 at 2:27 pm)robvalue Wrote: Hell is about as scary to us as one of those plastic hammers which squeak when you bang someone with them. Gah!
"I was thirsty for everything, but blood wasn't my style" - Live, "Voodoo Lady"
He's going to tell us that he BELIEVES that 2+2 = 5. Big difference.
I bet the asshole thinks that 1+1+1=1, too. RE: The Paradox of Power....
September 26, 2015 at 3:59 pm
(This post was last modified: September 26, 2015 at 3:59 pm by Chad32.)
Obviously 2+2 does't = 5. It = 22.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html |
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