Rapture October 7th, 2015

[Minimalist]

[Edwardo Piet]

The profit of doom? Or the Prophet of Doom?

[The Valkyrie]

The world will end when you least expec-

[Edwardo Piet]

-t it. When I least expect tit...s.

[Minimalist]

I bet the prof feels like a real dumbass this morning.


Although why this morning should be any different from the rest of his life is beyond me.

[Manowar]

Just writing to you from the Rapture, boy it was a ball. I was in the toilet doing my business when all of a sudden I disappeared and met with only a few chosen in a cloud. They looked at me oddly , I realized i needed to pull up my pants. We had a ball, We flew around and made fun of all the people on Earth that were no chosen, I talked to God in person, he's one hell of a nice guy.I thought him to be bad because of the gay hate, death,etc in the Bible. Sure he turned some people into pillars of salt so what, I see his point now that I am in the Rapture. . . . . .. . . then I woke up, man was I disappointed.

Manowar

[JesusHChrist]

Even up to the end, the good Christians at eBible were saying the End of the World could occur up to 6AM Eastern, because it's still the 7th out in the Pacific Ocean. Kid you not.

Like Nixon said, what will we do when we don't have religious crazies to kick around any more?

[Minimalist]

What a bunch of dumbfucks.

http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/archives...J8.twitter

Dear friends,

For some time now E Bible Fellowship (and myself) have been looking towards October 7th as the likely end of the world. We believed there was a strong likelihood that God would complete His judgment and bring about the world’s destruction on that day. There was much biblical information pointing to this date and we freely shared it with all. Yet, consistently stressing throughout the entire time period that the world ending on that date was a “strong likelihood.” Since it is now October 8th it is now obvious that we were incorrect regarding the world’s ending on the 7th.

[Iroscato]

Imagine what private hell these people must be experiencing, wanting the world to end so fucking badly every day of their lives. Shit ain't healthy.

[Minimalist]

Part of the delusion is that THEY just know they are going to get to suck jesus' cock for eternity.  What they savor is the idea that all the people they hate will be tormented by their fucking god.