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Rapture October 7th, 2015

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Rapture October 7th, 2015
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#131
RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015
October 7, 2015 at 4:53 pm
(October 7, 2015 at 4:46 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: Now they are saying, if you use "natural" time, instead of day light savings, the cut off is 6PM eastern and midnight in Jerusalem.

Trying to give God every hour he needs!

Come on God!

So pathetic...

Omg, really?!

That's.....both precious and sad.... ._.
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#132
RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015
October 7, 2015 at 4:57 pm
soon to come...
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RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015
October 7, 2015 at 5:06 pm
(October 7, 2015 at 12:00 pm)Minimalist Wrote: There's plenty of jesus freak morons here in Errorzona.

Lots of fucking stupid catholics and mormons, too.

And don't forget that goddamned Potter's House CULT. I *loathed* those people when I lived in AZ.
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#134
RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015
October 7, 2015 at 6:09 pm
(October 7, 2015 at 5:06 pm)MentalGiant Wrote:
(October 7, 2015 at 12:00 pm)Minimalist Wrote: There's plenty of jesus freak morons here in Errorzona.

Lots of fucking stupid catholics and mormons, too.

And don't forget that goddamned Potter's House CULT. I *loathed* those people when I lived in AZ.

Griffindor isn't that bad dude.
"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die." 
- Abdul Alhazred.
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#135
RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015
October 7, 2015 at 6:10 pm
OK, it's into the 8th in Jerusalem, even when fudging for daylight savings time or not.

Looking like yet another Rapture/Destruction of the Earth is a complete BUST.

Goddamnit! Or not.
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#136
RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015
October 7, 2015 at 6:15 pm (This post was last modified: October 7, 2015 at 6:15 pm by MentalGiant.)
(October 7, 2015 at 6:09 pm)RaphielDrake Wrote:
(October 7, 2015 at 5:06 pm)MentalGiant Wrote: And don't forget that goddamned Potter's House CULT. I *loathed* those people when I lived in AZ.

Griffindor isn't that bad dude.

Sadly wish I was talking about Harry Potter (though I don't hate HP, I quite like those books).
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#137
RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015
October 7, 2015 at 6:28 pm
Obviously Jesus cancelled because he really liked last nights episode of iZombie.

"It's a show about a Good Zombie, and we Zombies have gotten a really bad reputation lately," the savior said today in a meeting with Pope Frank.
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#138
RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015
October 7, 2015 at 6:30 pm
When the rapture comes the first thing I'll do is....

Hear the alarm clock.

*And it was all a dream*

Funniest and worst way to end an extremely long story ever.
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#139
RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015
October 7, 2015 at 6:37 pm
Still here. Landlady wants the rent.
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#140
RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015
October 7, 2015 at 6:39 pm
Eh?

The Rapture is just a load of bollocks.
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