Rapture October 7th, 2015

[Ashground]

Tomorrow's headline:
Middle-eastern cult leader commits biggest ever mass kidnapping.
The police had to choose between stopping him and dealing with some black kids blatantly loitering

[Reforged]

Tomorrow's headline:
Middle-eastern cult leader commits biggest ever mass kidnapping.
The police had to choose between stopping him and dealing with some black kids blatantly loitering

I think we both know which is the bigger priority;
https://youtu.be/b5SHNAbsOHw?t=5

[mediocrates]

Their facebook page had this to say:

Dear group,
In order to maintain some order today, we are going to change the group's settings for 'admin approval' before a post is shown.
Thank you.

*damn*

[JesusHChrist]

From what I read, they are going on Jerusalem time, so they've got a little more than 3 hours before Jerusalem ticks over to Oct 8th.

The suspense is building! Just like Yahweh/Jeez/Ghost to wait until the very last minute.

[mediocrates]

From what I read, they are going on Jerusalem time, so they've got a little more than 3 hours before Jerusalem ticks over to Oct 8th.

The suspense is building! Just like Yahweh/Jeez/Ghost to wait until the very last minute.

well, I have confidence that my picture will still be relevant tomorrow.  I can't say the same for their website.

[vorlon13]

3 hours m/l to go ??

I suppose I should masturbate one last time.

[TubbyTubby]

Anyone that subscribes to this shit should be truly ashamed of themselves as supposedly intelligent adults.

I view it only slightly less shameful than any run of the mill xtian that believes in their own brand of bullshit but doesn't take the rapture on board though to be honest. They're all secretly hoping for the time they get to be sat with their father but probably have a hint of a brain cell telling them it's so fucking stupid that they won't dare put a date on it. They're scared of any tiny spanner in the works of their faith when it doesn't happen that they chant the "only the lord knows the date" mantra bollocks.

I suppose looking at it from that point of view I have to admit that at least the rapture crazies have more balls than the "only god knows the time" crew.

[Minimalist]

Still waiting.

Say?

You don't think they are full of shit, do you?

[Crossless2.0]

3 hours m/l to go ??

I suppose I should masturbate one last time.

Gettin' it up for Jesus!

Most commendable. It might be one of the few things done in his name today that has a real world result.

[JesusHChrist]

Now they are saying, if you use "natural" time, instead of day light savings, the cut off is 6PM eastern and midnight in Jerusalem.

Trying to give God every hour he needs!

Come on God!

So pathetic...