Login

Losty · September 28, 2015 at 4:26 pm

(September 28, 2015 at 4:23 pm)Neimenovic Wrote:
header Wrote:Surely I come quickly.....

I almost spit on my screen laughing. Surely... AND quickly! For the last 2,000 years!

It's not nice to laugh at people with premature ejaculation issues.

abaris · September 28, 2015 at 4:30 pm

JesusHChrist · September 28, 2015 at 4:33 pm

(September 28, 2015 at 4:30 pm)abaris Wrote:

At least, not yet.

Patience my son.

Crossless2.0 · September 28, 2015 at 4:34 pm

(September 28, 2015 at 4:26 pm)Losty Wrote:
(September 28, 2015 at 4:23 pm)Neimenovic Wrote: I almost spit on my screen laughing. Surely... AND quickly! For the last 2,000 years!

It's not nice to laugh at people with premature ejaculation issues.

Sorry, but I never said I was nice.

Losty · September 28, 2015 at 4:37 pm

For the last 2000 years Jesus has been coming too quickly. I feel kinda of bad for his poor boyfriend. Must be frustrating

abaris · September 28, 2015 at 4:39 pm

JesusHChrist · September 28, 2015 at 4:40 pm

OK, so I'm listening to one of the podcasts and turns out this site is based on, or somehow associated with Harold Camping, I kid you not. Google for him if you are not aware of the level of batshittery going on here.

Camping disappeared after his last public debacle, but here his legacy lives on.

You see May 25, 2011 was when salvation STOPPED! Yes, that's right. Too late for you unsaved sinning sinners!

And 1600 days from May 25, 2011 is.....October 7th! Bingo. Done deal. Locked in stone. Oh yeah baby. You may rightly ask why 1600 days is important. They have yet to elucidate me on this point. Perhaps I'll ask on the FB page.

Crossless2.0 · September 28, 2015 at 4:42 pm

(September 28, 2015 at 4:37 pm)Losty Wrote: For the last 2000 years Jesus has been coming too quickly. I feel kinda of bad for his poor boyfriend. Must be frustrating

It seems to me that the real issue is that for 2000 years, he's got his followers hot, bothered, and ready, only to go soft on them at the crucial moment. And the bastard doesn't have the decency to at least provide some kind of oral comfort in lieu of actual consummation.

At this point, I'm sure there must be at least a few believers who would settle for a bit of spunk on their legs.

mediocrates · September 28, 2015 at 4:56 pm

They better hurry with the construction if they want to be done in a week! Who do they think they are?

**Kitty Galore** · September 28, 2015 at 5:03 pm

I wonder if this has anything to do with the guy on the corner that Vi and I just passed on our way back home from the store. He has a sign saying "The End is Near"...with some other stuff. Didn't stop to read it. Angel

Login
Username:
Password:	Lost Password?
	Remember me

Possibly Related Threads...
Thread		Author	Replies	Views	Last Post
	7th grader commits suicide after being told that he is going to Hell.	Jehanne	12	1468	December 9, 2021 at 9:45 pm Last Post: Ferrocyanide
	Rapture on another planet	Fake Messiah	16	3224	July 19, 2018 at 2:46 pm Last Post: Ravenshire
	2011 post from Facebook regarding 2012 "rapture"	Foxaèr	1	564	May 23, 2018 at 10:25 am Last Post: Gawdzilla Sama
	Christian marriage in 2015	drfuzzy	14	4367	November 1, 2015 at 3:31 pm Last Post: Mermaid
	Rapture September 2015	TubbyTubby	706	124164	October 1, 2015 at 6:58 am Last Post: ApeNotKillApe
	Rapture report	dyresand	58	9061	September 25, 2015 at 4:46 am Last Post: Randy Carson
	How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my!	Whateverist	40	7186	September 21, 2015 at 8:32 pm Last Post: ignoramus
	Rapture news thread 15th - 22nd	dyresand	63	10342	September 19, 2015 at 4:52 am Last Post: robvalue
	Questions About the Rapture	Jenny A	72	24704	September 16, 2015 at 11:32 pm Last Post: Jenny A
	Belief in The Devil in 2015	Iroscato	71	15636	April 16, 2015 at 3:45 pm Last Post: robvalue