Are you okay with your (or your partner's) vajayjay?

[Whateverist]

I'm told it's a nice place to visit.

Yes, especially if you have the time to really get to know the place. All the ins and outs, the lay of the land, so to speak. I hate to make visits that don't last a good long while.

But then you're single.  (I'd be saying the same thing if I was too.)  I'm here to tell you I can make my lady feel like it took an agonizing amount of time to get there in ten minutes or less.  In old age those vajay walls don't have as much tread on them and wear sore faster.  Especially if you piston them mercilessly with your humongous purple helmeted charger immediately after.

You know that would be an interesting question to ask too: how many women prefer intercourse as part of the lead up to orgasm and how many like it more just after?  My wife is in the second category.

[Edwardo Piet]

You don't like pussy on a stick?

Not if the stick is a penis.

But otherwise, sure. I just wonder what it's doing on a stick and not a woman

[Whateverist]

Let's talk about some Vajayjay.

I like one that is meaty as in beef curtains. Nibbling and tugging on roast beef with my lips and tongue is where it is.

Also, I like a large clit. One that is large enough to look like a small weeny. Flicking (with tongue) and biting (lightly) that thang drives me nuts.

The smell is arousing. If I'm really horney, I like it to stink some. Every time I thrust in I like the smell to waft up.

You made me laugh so hard I almost cried.  (Well done.)

[MTL]

Yes, especially if you have the time to really get to know the place. All the ins and outs, the lay of the land, so to speak. I hate to make visits that don't last a good long while.

But then you're single.  (I'd be saying the same thing if I was too.)  I'm here to tell you I can make my lady feel like it took an agonizing amount of time to get there in ten minutes or less.  In old age those vajay walls don't have as much tread on them and wear sore faster.  Especially if you piston them mercilessly with your humongous purple helmeted charger immediately after.

You know that would be an interesting question to ask too: how many women prefer intercourse as part of the lead up to orgasm and how many like it more just after?  My wife is in the second category.

I agree with your wife.

[pocaracas]

You know that would be an interesting question to ask too: how many women prefer intercourse as part of the lead up to orgasm and how many like it more just after?  My wife is in the second category.

My wife goes in the first category.

[MTL]

Let's talk about some Vajayjay.

I like one that is meaty as in beef curtains. Nibbling and tugging on roast beef with my lips and tongue is where it is.

Also, I like a large clit. One that is large enough to look like a small weeny. Flicking (with tongue) and biting (lightly) that thang drives me nuts.

The smell is arousing. If I'm really horney, I like it to stink some. Every time I thrust in I like the smell to waft up.

I will say this, though:

a lot of what you mention is stuff women are self-conscious about.

Women are now paying for plastic surgery to have their labia reduced in size.

Some women with large clits are very embarrassed by them...though not all.
and I think its because some men feel the opposite as you do, about them:

Some men avoid even a small clitoris, since it is the part on a female that corresponds to the penis of a male,
and they feel "gay" if they pay it too much attention, or something;

so some women feel ashamed of their clitoris or wanting attention paid to it,
since it is apparently deemed by their male partners as being an "unfeminine" characteristic.

As to scent, obviously it is one of the things women are most self-conscious about,
and the feminine hygiene industry has done everything it can to increase this self-consciousness and exploit it.

I've read some blogs and comments from men, online, over the years,
and from what I've seen, the general sentiment amongst men
seems to be the EXACT OPPOSITE of what women think it is.

Women think they're either supposed to have no scent whatsoever,
or smell like a bouquet of roses.

I've heard men complain about women with no scent, however;

and I've heard some men get downright annoyed, or even completely turned-off,
when a woman smells artificially of flowers or baby powder or something.

[Ravenshire]

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Let's talk about some Vajayjay.

I like one that is meaty as in beef curtains. Nibbling and tugging on roast beef with my lips and tongue is where it is.

Also, I like a large clit. One that is large enough to look like a small weeny. Flicking (with tongue) and biting (lightly) that thang drives me nuts.

The smell is arousing. If I'm really horney, I like it to stink some. Every time I thrust in I like the smell to waft up.

I will say this, though:

a lot of what you mention is stuff women are self-conscious about.

Women are now paying for plastic surgery to have their labia reduced in size.

Some women with large clits are very embarrassed by them...though not all.
and I think its because some men feel the opposite as you do, about them:

Some men avoid even a small clitoris, since it is the part on a female that corresponds to the penis of a male,
and they feel "gay" if they pay it too much attention, or something;

so some women feel ashamed of their clitoris or wanting attention paid to it,
since it is apparently deemed by their male partners as being an "unfeminine" characteristic.

As to scent, obviously it is one of the things women are most self-conscious about,
and the feminine hygiene industry has done everything it can to increase this self-consciousness and exploit it.

I've read some blogs and comments from men, online, over the years,
and from what I've seen, the general sentiment amongst men
seems to be the EXACT OPPOSITE of what women think it is.

Women think they're either supposed to have no scent whatsoever,
or smell like a bouquet of roses.

I've heard men complain about women with no scent, however;

and I've heard some men get downright annoyed, or even completely turned-off,
when a woman smells artificially of flowers or baby powder or something.

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[Exian]

Yeah, no. When we say scent, or smell, or aroma, we don't mean no smell at all!? Personally, I like it to marinate during a good day's work and get at it

[MTL]

Yeah, no. When we say scent, or smell, or aroma, we don't mean no smell at all!? Personally, I like it to marinate during a good day's work and get at it

Yeah, I've heard some other guys express that preference, as well.

And many women would hold up their hands in horror at such an idea.

I spoke with one guy who was getting extremely frustrated that his super-hygienic girlfriend insisted on a shower before sex, every single time, and this "ruined" it for him, for that very reason.

Women have been taught that their bodies are disgusting and in constant need of fixing and cleansing.

Many women can't enjoy oral from their partners AT ALL because they're terribly self-conscious...even if they just had a shower.

[TheRocketSurgeon]

The penis, like the vagina, is just a body part. It is not icky, it is not gross. It's just a part. We're systematically taught to be grossed out by them and/or ashamed of them, by a culture that is rooted in anti-sex religious ideologies, even if we don't easily spot the programs as they operate in our own minds. However, several books on sexual psychology go into pretty good depth on this sexual-cultural pathology.

As for the supposed "grossness" of putting a penis in your mouth, you're a couple of million times worse-off (literally, from a bacteria-count point of view) kissing a girl's hand as putting a penis or a vagina in your mouth, whether or not they are all washed. Human mouths are not much better, and are in fact worse than our genitals. These are some of the amazing things I learned in Microbiology 211. After learning just how dirty our hands and mouth are while testing various portions of the body (even did butts... yep, swabbed that sphincter!), despite our class's best efforts at brushing and rinsing mouths, and washing hospital-scrub-style with antimicrobial soap in the case of our hands, I did some quick math and realized that our genitals were significantly cleaner than the mouths they were going into.

So all the "eww" is all in our minds. You want to really be grossed out? Look at cheese or yogurt on a microscope slide, spread very thin and gram-stained so they show up. Trust me, it's a Bad Idea™.

Point is, while I'm not attracted to men sexually, from a "grossness" point of view, you're much, much better off sucking a dick than a finger. No joke.