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The power of prayer
#51
RE: The power of prayer
Quote:Prayer is the practice of the presence of God.

Prayer is bullshit, laddie.  Grow the fuck up.
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#52
RE: The power of prayer
Prayer: wishing really, really hard that god would stop being such a dick. Results are indistinguishable from random chance.
"I was thirsty for everything, but blood wasn't my style" - Live, "Voodoo Lady"
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#53
RE: The power of prayer
(October 15, 2015 at 6:00 pm)JBrentonK Wrote: I wanted to have a religious discussion about the power of prayer from a christian perspective. It's obvious I've found the wrong forum for that thoughBig Grin
AF.com doesn't pray Big Grin
Halle-fuckin-lujah! Now he's gettin' it!
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#54
RE: The power of prayer
(October 15, 2015 at 6:15 pm)Iroscato Wrote:
(October 15, 2015 at 6:00 pm)JBrentonK Wrote: Well fear and trembling is a stupid book. You can laugh as much as you want.


I wanted to have a religious discussion about the power of prayer from a christian perspective. It's obvious I've found the wrong forum for that thoughBig Grin
AF.com doesn't pray Big Grin

No, the vast majority of our membership don't pray, you utter bumbling simpleton. Wanna take a lucky swing at why?

Hint:
BECAUSE WE'RE ATHEISTS YOU FACKING DONUT.
You won't believe this, but weather you like to admit it or not you do pray. Your actions pray for you. Whenever you do anything that involves your hands, you're clasping them together in prayer subconsciously. And the reason for that is that, as I have stated dozens of times, prayer is a rational activity. So, you may not realize that you pray, but because you're a human being and not an animal, and because we have a thing called "prayer"--- you do actually pray.
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#55
RE: The power of prayer
How about when I wrap them around my dick?  I'm sure the fucking catholics approve of that.
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#56
RE: The power of prayer
(October 15, 2015 at 7:08 pm)JBrentonK Wrote:
(October 15, 2015 at 6:15 pm)Iroscato Wrote: No, the vast majority of our membership don't pray, you utter bumbling simpleton. Wanna take a lucky swing at why?

Hint:
BECAUSE WE'RE ATHEISTS YOU FACKING DONUT.
You won't believe this, but weather you like to admit it or not you do pray. Your actions pray for you. Whenever you do anything that involves your hands, you're clasping them together in prayer subconsciously. And the reason for that is that, as I have stated dozens of times, prayer is a rational activity. So, you may not realize that you pray, but because you're a human being and not an animal, and because we have a thing called "prayer"--- you do actually pray.

Ummmmm.... NO!

Prayer is a conscious thing people choose to do.

If all believers thought that they wouldn't bother to actually pray now, would they?




Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#57
RE: The power of prayer
When you wrap them around your dick your thinking of God, so I am sure God is pleased with that.
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#58
RE: The power of prayer
(October 15, 2015 at 7:22 pm)JBrentonK Wrote: When you wrap them around your dick your thinking of God, so I am sure God is pleased with that.
That's part of your problem, no doubt...fixating on what other people do with their dicks.
Weirdo.
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#59
RE: The power of prayer
He may be on to something. I wrap my hands around my dick while thinking of Mila Kunis from time to time, and she's a goddess....
"I was thirsty for everything, but blood wasn't my style" - Live, "Voodoo Lady"
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#60
RE: The power of prayer
(October 15, 2015 at 6:22 pm)Jorden D Wrote:



copyright Source:www.carm.com <- lost all credibility. 

Word salad and you copy pasted at least you used references so A for effort but again still no evidence.
At that you used a biased source
Atheism is a non-prophet organization join today. 


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