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"Were you there???"
#21
RE: "Were you there???"
On a technicality we were all there but you know were just hydrogen and helium molecules.
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#22
RE: "Were you there???"
Haha, yeah. The energy that would later create us was there.

It's all coming back. What a crazy time it was...
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#23
RE: "Were you there???"
I have a time traveling TARDIS, so yeah.
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#24
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Quote:Yeah it was a joke, I knew someone would take it that way which is why I was almost not going to post it. It would sound stupid if in the middle I said "(obviously i dont mean they are less than people)" in the middle of it. Calm down. That's not what I believe or meant to say. I was trying to make a joke about how christians don't use logic, or have trouble applying it when talking in terms of their religion.

It was a sarcastic joke. Guess i'll refrain from trying to be funny ever again.

I'm pretty sure you actually have to have started doing something before you can refrain from it.

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#25
RE: "Were you there???"
Kids, don't fight! You're spoiling my Feng Shui here...
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#26
RE: "Were you there???"
Serious question.
We know matter and energy cannot be destroyed and are interchangeable.
Is it possible that right now, all you guys are inhaling the historic Jesus' farts?
Or Hitler's? Or Vorlon's! hehehe Ewwww, I can smell the watermelon from here ..... hehe
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#27
RE: "Were you there???"
yes i was there not as i am now but all my atoms where there. may be they were just hydrogen at the time but every atom we have today started a hydrogen atom so yes i was there. we all were. laws of conservation being what they are. beyond space and time is just a guess.
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#28
RE: "Were you there???"
(October 23, 2015 at 3:30 am)ignoramus Wrote: Serious question.
We know matter and energy cannot be destroyed and are interchangeable.
Is it possible that right now, all you guys are inhaling the historic Jesus' farts?
Or Hitler's? Or Vorlon's!   hehehe   Ewwww, I can smell the watermelon from here .....  hehe

I just cleaned my teeth with Hitler's semen!

Sorry, I got distracted. What was the question?
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#29
RE: "Were you there???"
(October 23, 2015 at 3:30 am)ignoramus Wrote: Serious question.
We know matter and energy cannot be destroyed and are interchangeable.
Is it possible that right now, all you guys are inhaling the historic Jesus' farts?
Or Hitler's? Or Vorlon's!   hehehe   Ewwww, I can smell the watermelon from here .....  hehe

Yes.

As a matter of fact, you may have atoms from Hitler's poop in your mouth right now.

Enjoy.your dinner.

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#30
RE: "Were you there???"
(October 23, 2015 at 2:44 am)Alex K Wrote: Kids, don't fight! You're spoiling my Feng Shui here...

It's ok now. I've moved your chair slightly to the left.



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