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"Were you there???"
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#41
RE: "Were you there???"
October 23, 2015 at 1:59 pm
(October 23, 2015 at 9:01 am)Drich Wrote:
(October 23, 2015 at 5:12 am)excitedpenguin Wrote: I find it so ironic that you're using a Colbert gif to argue against something that was only meant tongue in cheek.
Holy crap, at least one of you gets it even if you think I don't!

Oh, I see. You were being funny. Big Grin Big Grin
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#42
RE: "Were you there???"
October 23, 2015 at 2:20 pm
When someone being funny is indistinguishable from their being an arsehole, it's a sign that they're either a gifted comedian or just an arsehole. I decline to comment on which applies in this case.
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RE: "Were you there???"
October 23, 2015 at 3:01 pm
(October 23, 2015 at 2:20 pm)Stimbo Wrote: When someone being funny is indistinguishable from their being an arsehole, it's a sign that they're either a gifted comedian or just an arsehole. I decline to comment on which applies in this case.

Why not a gifted ass hole?
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#44
RE: "Were you there???"
October 23, 2015 at 4:44 pm
Was I where?
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RE: "Were you there???"
October 24, 2015 at 12:26 am
(October 22, 2015 at 10:10 pm)Drich Wrote: Matt Dillahunty (born March 31, 1969)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matt_Dillahunty

Now you just have to prove the world existed before March 31st 1969.  I mean maybe we're all part of a simulation, and everything that is said to have happened was just programmed in as a history that never happened.
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RE: "Were you there???"
October 24, 2015 at 12:56 am
Then again, we cannot prove that he isn't a conscious asshole in a vat!
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#47
RE: "Were you there???"
October 24, 2015 at 1:32 am
(October 24, 2015 at 12:26 am)Cecelia Wrote:
(October 22, 2015 at 10:10 pm)Drich Wrote: Matt Dillahunty (born March 31, 1969)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matt_Dillahunty

Now you just have to prove the world existed before March 31st 1969.  I mean maybe we're all part of a simulation, and everything that is said to have happened was just programmed in as a history that never happened.

I have it on good authority that the universe popped into existence with the appearance of great age, just last Tuesday.
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RE: "Were you there???"
October 24, 2015 at 2:19 am
(October 24, 2015 at 1:32 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(October 24, 2015 at 12:26 am)Cecelia Wrote: Now you just have to prove the world existed before March 31st 1969.  I mean maybe we're all part of a simulation, and everything that is said to have happened was just programmed in as a history that never happened.

I have it on good authority that the universe popped into existence with the appearance of great age, just last Tuesday.

CD, the scary part is that doesn't sound any more ludicrous than all the other stuff they say!
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RE: "Were you there???"
October 24, 2015 at 2:27 am (This post was last modified: October 24, 2015 at 2:28 am by robvalue.)
It is at least consistent with our current knowledge and experiences.

I've always found that a fascinating problem, actually. We couldn't tell if our reality came into being 5 seconds ago, and this is constantly true.
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RE: "Were you there???"
October 24, 2015 at 2:37 am (This post was last modified: October 24, 2015 at 2:38 am by ignoramus.)
At least he's got an excuse, he's punch drunk!
What's everyone else's excuse for being delusional?

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