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"Were you there???"
#31
RE: "Were you there???"
(October 23, 2015 at 3:46 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(October 23, 2015 at 3:30 am)ignoramus Wrote: Serious question.
We know matter and energy cannot be destroyed and are interchangeable.
Is it possible that right now, all you guys are inhaling the historic Jesus' farts?
Or Hitler's? Or Vorlon's!   hehehe   Ewwww, I can smell the watermelon from here .....  hehe

Yes.

As a matter of fact, you may have atoms from Hitler's poop in your mouth right now.

Enjoy.your dinner.

Big Grin

Please don't blame Hitler...  It's just the wife's cooking... Smile
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#32
RE: "Were you there???"
If the only way to consider something as proved is to have been there, then probably 3/4ths of the people in prison would have to be released, particularly the murderers, where there are rarely witnesses.

I wonder if the Christians who advocate for the "you weren't there so you can't know" position would be comfortable with the logical end-result of their proposition.
A Christian told me: if you were saved you cant lose your salvation. you're sealed with the Holy Ghost

I replied: Can I refuse? Because I find the entire concept of vicarious blood sacrifice atonement to be morally abhorrent, the concept of holding flawed creatures permanently accountable for social misbehaviors and thought crimes to be morally abhorrent, and the concept of calling something "free" when it comes with the strings of subjugation and obedience perhaps the most morally abhorrent of all... and that's without even going into the history of justifying genocide, slavery, rape, misogyny, religious intolerance, and suppression of free speech which has been attributed by your own scriptures to your deity. I want a refund. I would burn happily rather than serve the monster you profess to love.

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#33
RE: "Were you there???"
(October 22, 2015 at 10:10 pm)Drich Wrote:
(October 22, 2015 at 6:42 pm)heatiosrs Wrote: "Yes, I was there.

What are you going to do, prove I wasn't?"

-Matt Dillahunty

Matt Dillahunty (born March 31, 1969)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matt_Dillahunty



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I find it so ironic that you're using a Colbert gif to argue against something that was only meant tongue in cheek.
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#34
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(October 23, 2015 at 5:12 am)excitedpenguin Wrote:
(October 22, 2015 at 10:10 pm)Drich Wrote: Matt Dillahunty (born March 31, 1969)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matt_Dillahunty



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I find it so ironic that you're using a Colbert gif to argue against something that was only meant tongue in cheek.
Holy crap, at least one of you gets it even if you think I don't!
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#35
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What I found most interesting is that Matt D is only about five and a half months older than me. I have more hair though.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#36
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(October 23, 2015 at 9:01 am)Drich Wrote:
(October 23, 2015 at 5:12 am)excitedpenguin Wrote: I find it so ironic that you're using a Colbert gif to argue against something that was only meant tongue in cheek.
Holy crap, at least one of you gets it even if you think I don't!

And all the people who chose you chose a guy who openly secular why not this gif. 

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(October 23, 2015 at 9:34 am)Stimbo Wrote: What I found most interesting is that Matt D is only about five and a half months older than me. I have more hair though.

I am ever so slightly older than you. Born in 68.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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#38
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I've never had a camera stuck up my ass, so how is it I know my colon exists?
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#39
RE: "Were you there???"
(October 22, 2015 at 6:45 pm)Cecelia Wrote: Probably one of the craziest defenses of the bible.  "God was there when it happened.  

Especially since it isn't God's beliefs which are in question.
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#40
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Two highly recommend books by the late Victor Stenger.

"God The Failed Hypothesis"
"The New Atheism"
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