I'm God. What evidence do I need to provide?

[Cato]

Rob, I've been praying and A/S/King you for a solid day, and nothing. This makes you equally qualified as any other proposed god. Congratulations.

[robvalue]

Thanks! Keep it up

And my pizza too!
I'm starting to suspect that Gods are a little shifty!

I have given you spiritual pizzas and staplers, or something. They nourish and err, collate your soul.

[Thumpalumpacus]

I want a 1958 Gibson Explorer, a 1959 Fender Bassman, and a fan base to rival Beyonce.  

That'll do, yes.

Thump, you know God is inept in these matters. Better get your ass down to the crossroads for this deal.

I tried that. Ole Scratch offered me a Danelectro repro and the sheet music to "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star".

Fucker drives a hard bargain. On the plus side, I only leased my soul, and I was able to insert an annual mileage clause.

[brewer]

Please trisect an angle using only a compass and non ruled straight edge. Be sure to show you work for complete credit!

[ErGingerbreadMandude]

Ok I finally decided what I want you to do in order for me to believe in your almighty strength

Dance around your street wearing nothing but your wife's bikini yelling "I'm gay!" like a little princess whilst blowing air bubbles.

[robvalue]

I already have both those things on my YouTube channel

If you believe I have. You must have faith, or else it's your fault or something.

We played some of my videos on a friend's massive TV last night! It was great! For me, anyway. My wife was cringing.

[Darkstar]

If I'm actually God, or Jesus, or Allah, or whatever, what would I have to do to convince you that I really am what I claim to be?

You're omniscient! You already know! Make with the convincing! 

[robvalue]

Yes! I would already know It's a good rebutall from an atheist.

But to a theist, they already believe God does exist. So if I happened to be God, surely they must have some criteria that decides whether or not I am God. That's what I'm interested in. How do they distinguish me from a powerful alien? Alpha has admitted he couldn't, which is impressively honest.

Does a theist obey my command or not, if they're not sure if I'm God or an alien?

If there's no criteria that is ever sufficient for God to prove he is God to them, at least beyond reasonable doubt, how can they believe such a thing even exists in the first place?

[Darkstar]

Does a theist obey my command or not, if they're not sure if I'm God or an alien?

If there's no criteria that is ever sufficient for God to prove he is God to them, at least beyond reasonable doubt, how can they believe such a thing even exists in the first place?

B-but, they have a personal relationship with god! Obviously they would know if he was talking to them... right? I mean, if Jesus came back what Christian could possibly doubt him?

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[robvalue]

Yeah, you'd have thought so. If they already communicate with him, they must have some criteria for how they know it's him and not an imposter, right?