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RE: I'm God. What evidence do I need to provide?
November 14, 2015 at 7:26 pm
(November 14, 2015 at 11:22 am)IATIA Wrote: Give all the higher animals the ability to converse intelligently with all humans.
My chocolate oriental:
Hey Dad! I didz a big pooz just thenz, wanna smellz it?
Dinner ready?
I needs a rub on the belly...,,,,now!
I played with a rabbit today but it stopped moving! Did I win?
Did I tell you about my poo?
I'm hungry!
Where's my belly rub!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: I'm God. What evidence do I need to provide?
November 15, 2015 at 2:17 am
Some people believe each human is a god. The word means whatever people want it to mean, this is why it's not well defined. Some people say the universe is God, or nature is God...
Until something real has been found that is actually labelled "God", there's nothing to compare any random claim to.
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RE: I'm God. What evidence do I need to provide?
November 15, 2015 at 10:20 am
(November 14, 2015 at 7:29 pm)Evie Wrote: (November 14, 2015 at 3:00 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Just make me not be me. I'll worship you through the life of this Universe and the next.
But I like you how you are Stim.
Sadist.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: I'm God. What evidence do I need to provide?
November 15, 2015 at 10:38 am
Another quick point.
Out of all the people who claim to be in some sort of communication with God, why does nothing remotely profound ever come of it? Why does he always tell them things they already knew, apparently didn't but could have easily found out, or reaffirms their beliefs?
Just once it would be cool if God distinguished himself from an imaginary friend with no more knowledge of anything than the person in question.
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RE: I'm God. What evidence do I need to provide?
November 15, 2015 at 11:44 am
I'm God. What evidence do I need to provide?
Name, address and date of birth for starters.
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RE: I'm God. What evidence do I need to provide?
November 15, 2015 at 11:55 am
Name: God
Address: God's throne room
Date of birth: Just after before the start of the universe.