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How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?

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How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
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RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
November 9, 2015 at 11:35 pm
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RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
November 9, 2015 at 11:45 pm (This post was last modified: November 9, 2015 at 11:45 pm by Losty.)
Giving out party favors at my Christmas party xD
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RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
November 10, 2015 at 4:37 am
Myself and 2 mates are going to dress up as the 3 wise men, walk into a primary school nativity stage festival and go through the motions of raping the donkey pantomime!
The parents may be horrified but the kids will piss themselves laughing!
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#74
RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
November 10, 2015 at 5:37 am
I shall fully commit to the war on a number of fronts;

-I will buy all of my friends and family presents, that'll show 'em.

-I shall drink until my liver begs for mercy, then I shall drink some more.

-I will eat meat. lot's of it. There may even be some vegetables thrown in, definitely one sprout, just the one. Did I mention lots and lots of meat?

- I will fight with my old man, a lot.

-I will make love to my beautfiul wife, often.

It's war ladies and gentlemen, take no prisoners.
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RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
November 10, 2015 at 6:09 am
I'm sorry, but isn't Christmas coinciding with the release of Star Wars Ep.VII? Yeah - I think the War on Christmas this year is pretty much won. Jesus can maybe compete with Santa Claus and mindless consumerism, but with Han Solo also in the picture - he'll be lucky if anyone remembers his name, after stubbing a toe...
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RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
November 10, 2015 at 9:08 am
I will continue to conspire with my fellow godless comrades towards our ultimate goal of eroding the moral fabric of our divinely granted society.

Or maybe I'll just show up at Grandma's house and eat all the Turkey?

Dunno.
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RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
November 10, 2015 at 9:17 am
I'm going to get fifty turkey box lunches and take them to a place I know where homeless people hang out. I'll give them the food and wish them "happy holidays".

Then I'll see what my "Christian" neighbors do.
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RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
November 10, 2015 at 11:28 am
I'm gonna get a puppy, barbecue it and eat it while not watching the Queen's Peach Speech (bloody autocorrect). I'll save some for Boxing Day and New Year, because a dog isn't just for xmas.
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RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
November 10, 2015 at 11:37 am
(November 9, 2015 at 11:45 pm)Losty Wrote: Giving out party favors at my Christmas party xD

I love how that's a link to the shopping cart.
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RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
November 10, 2015 at 2:29 pm
(November 10, 2015 at 11:37 am)Faith No More Wrote:
(November 9, 2015 at 11:45 pm)Losty Wrote: Giving out party favors at my Christmas party xD

I love how that's a link to the shopping cart.

Does is not show the baby Jesus butt plug?
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