I am going to have a threesome with Santa and Jesus and use the pics to make Christmas cards...
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How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
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Well, we found out who's naughty . . .
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
I'm going to build a Game of Thrones-esque throne out of red Starbucks cups, and send a picture of me sitting on it to everyone I know on the internet.
"I was thirsty for everything, but blood wasn't my style" - Live, "Voodoo Lady"
 (November 9, 2015 at 5:08 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Well, we found out who's naughty . . . Dunno, sounds pretty damned nice to me. Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
 (November 8, 2015 at 11:25 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: I'm going to drink a bunch of Starbucks holiday coffee, tell people Happy Holidays, treat all religions with mild toleration, and refer to the trees as "solstice spruces."Solstice spruces! I love it. : 
“Eternity is a terrible thought. I mean, where's it going to end?”
― Tom Stoppard, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead 
I celebrate the winter solstice by trying to make some one more comfortable. To hell with christmas and big business.
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion. -- Superintendent Chalmers Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things. -- Ned Flanders Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral. -- The Rev Lovejoy 
People get mad when you say "Happy Holidays," right? So to make everyone happy I'll do the opposite and end every conversation with "hope your holiday season fucking blows."
How will we know, when the morning comes, we are still human? - 2D
Don't worry, my friend. If this be the end, then so shall it be.  (November 8, 2015 at 6:13 am)Vic Wrote: And I sticked my tongue out at a nun. Did she take you up on it?!? 
Thief and assassin for hire. Member in good standing of the Rogues Guild.
I'm also contemplating celebrating the pagan holiday by building a HUGE wickerman and burning some Christians.
Perhaps nailing a few up on crosses - yeah, I know, that's Easter but what the hell!
Dying to live, living to die.
This year I think I'm going to do things a little differently. I'm going to fight a defensive campaign by finding several defensible locations, setting up appropriate camouflage and sniping the fuck out of every christer display put up on public lands.
Thief and assassin for hire. Member in good standing of the Rogues Guild.
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