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Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler?
#81
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler?
(November 11, 2015 at 10:25 am)Evie Wrote: Adapted?

Yeah! The adapted baby hitler is stronger, faster, and smarter than the regular baby hitler.
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#82
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler?
(November 11, 2015 at 10:35 am)mediocrates Wrote:
(November 11, 2015 at 10:25 am)Evie Wrote: Adapted?

Yeah! The adapted baby hitler is stronger, faster, and smarter than the regular baby hitler.

And grows a real mustache instead of the stunted little patch of snot.
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#83
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler?
(November 10, 2015 at 8:25 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: Little -known fact: Hitler narrowly survived an auto accident in 32 or 33, by dint of deciding to sit in the back seat rather than stand up from the front seat as was his norm.

Do you suppose 'god' told him to sit in the back?
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#86
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler?
(November 11, 2015 at 12:14 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(November 10, 2015 at 8:25 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: Little -known fact: Hitler narrowly survived an auto accident in 32 or 33, by dint of deciding to sit in the back seat rather than stand up from the front seat as was his norm.

Do you suppose 'god' told him to sit in the back?

If I remember correctly, he attributed his survival to "Providence", just as he did later when the Burgerbraukeller bomb was discovered.

I don't know who this "Providence" chick is, but she's got weird taste in men.

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#87
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler?
Well, ole Adolf always had an in with the church!

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#88
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I would kill baby Hitler, and fuck the butterflies.
"What a little moonlight can do." ~ Billie Holiday
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