Ways in which I'm more powerful than God

[robvalue]

Mia: Thank you

Empress: Would it encourage you to come and prove my stupid ass wrong?

[rexbeccarox]

Mia: Thank you

Empress: Would it encourage you to come and prove my stupid ass wrong?

Me? No; I'm not God. I'm just saying he's pretty inept if one of his lowly creations can do so much more than he can. It's gotta be depressing for him. I know I'd kill mys-... wait.

Poor God

[robvalue]

Sure I meant if you were God, you'd think that you'd like to challenge these horrendous accusations rather than letting me strut around like this.

He'll be fine. As Ignor and I know, he's called Kevin and he works at Universes4u. He doesn't even know we have become self aware. If he knew, and was paying any attention to us, he'd find this funny I reckon! Just like he would with all the mental-ass stories that people have made up about him. He is pretty much omnipotent regarding our reality, since he can just change whatever he wants anytime. He's probably not totally omniscient at least regarding the future, but he can probably call up whatever information he wants as this trial run progresses.

[John V]

I said I can demonstrate that I exist.

So do it.

[Edwardo Piet]

Just by messaging on these forums is demonstrable enough. God can't do that.

[robvalue]

I said I can demonstrate that I exist.

So do it.

What would you consider sufficient evidence that I exist? To most people, the fact that I'm even sending these messages would be enough to suggest I'm at least some human being, which is why I ask. I also have several videos of myself online, some of which were in direct response to messages other people made on this forum. Would a video response to you specifically, and this particular thread, be enough evidence for you?

Do you doubt I'm a human being? It's a serious question.

[Edwardo Piet]

I'm going all in, betting my whole bankroll on that you're human Robvalue.

What do I win?

[robvalue]

I'd say I've already submitted a wealth of evidence as to my existence, beyond reasonable doubt. New, recent evidence, based on clear interactions.

I'm not sure what the alternative is. I'm a computer program? Even if I'm someone pretending to be someone else, I still exist, whoever I really am. But we'll see what alpha thinks.

As far as I'm aware, I am indeed a human being, so you win 2,873 xp and a cloak of invisibility!

[Edwardo Piet]

Awesome! Can my cloak be detected by certain spells though?

How much XP do I need before I level up? What is my new primary skill on my next level? What perks are available?

You see if you're truly powerful than God then you're absolutely obligated to know.... oh wait you don't have to fucking know anything.

[Nay_Sayer]

I said I can demonstrate that I exist.

So do it.

He will, By sending me a private message proving himself. Now I will take this message and run it through google translate about 17 or so times, Then give it to roughly 6 or so random people on 6 different forums via a skype chat with a really bad connection. At which point they will compile the message and hand down to their kids for oh I don't know let say 5 generations, Finally they will come together and reform the message and give it to you.