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Butt Wiping Techniques

Poll: When I poop...
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I wipe my butt while still sitting on the toilet.
55.56%
 15 55.56%
I stand up off the toilet into a sort of standing squat position of wipe my butt.
22.22%
 6 22.22%
I first wipe sitting on the toilet, and then stand into a squat to finish the job for optimum access by doing it from both angles.
7.41%
 2 7.41%
Other (please explain wiping technique)
14.81%
 4 14.81%
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Butt Wiping Techniques
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#51
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
February 4, 2016 at 1:45 am
There is a instructional video for everything.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOYzIyWf3D8
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RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
February 4, 2016 at 2:37 am
(February 4, 2016 at 1:20 am)Tiberius Wrote: Y'all a bunch of weirdos, sitting on the toilet to wipe. How is that even possible? I tried it once and it's just ridiculous.

What does one do when they have the runs? Dodgy
(Start wiping from the ankles up?)     Shy
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RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
February 4, 2016 at 9:09 am
(February 4, 2016 at 1:20 am)Tiberius Wrote: Y'all a bunch of weirdos, sitting on the toilet to wipe. How is that even possible? I tried it once and it's just ridiculous.

I feel the same way. I tried it after learning that most people do it that way, and it doesn't provide great access at all. The back of the toilet seat is right there, so it's hard to get your hand in there all the way to do a thorough wipe.
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RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
February 4, 2016 at 9:22 am
I wonder if anyone new who comes to this forum realises that all this is not the atheist mindset talking but the influence of one single Catholic with a poop fetish Big Grin
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RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
February 4, 2016 at 9:31 am
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RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
February 4, 2016 at 1:24 pm
(February 4, 2016 at 2:37 am)ignoramus Wrote: What does one do when they have the runs? Dodgy
(Start wiping from the ankles up?)     Shy

So, very rarely do I stand straight up and wipe. What I usually do, especially if I have the runs, is stand up slightly so I am still positioned over the toilet, in what is effectively a squat position. That way you can reach back and wipe without having to put your hand into the toilet bowl, and yous ass is still over the toilet so any...drippage...is dealt with.
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RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
February 4, 2016 at 1:28 pm
(February 4, 2016 at 2:37 am)ignoramus Wrote: What does one do when they have the runs? Dodgy
(Start wiping from the ankles up?)     Shy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEwjogp4wIo
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RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
February 4, 2016 at 1:29 pm
I'm 6'6'' so remaining sitting on a toilet while trying to jam my arm down there somewhere is not an option. I have to stand up, but then my head is looking over the top of the stall at everyone while I wipe, which is also weird.
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RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
February 4, 2016 at 1:45 pm
So that was you !!
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RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
February 4, 2016 at 3:52 pm
lol
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