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Mobile phone in pocket causes lower sperm count

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Mobile phone in pocket causes lower sperm count
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RE: Mobile phone in pocket causes lower sperm count
November 29, 2015 at 9:39 pm
Wow. I don't plan on having children, and given that I'm serious enough that if it came to it, I'd seriously consider Caligula's birth control method, I guess I may have to keep my iPhone around my crotch more often. Maybe I'll become sterile soon.
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RE: Mobile phone in pocket causes lower sperm count
November 29, 2015 at 9:41 pm
What about in the back pocket?

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RE: Mobile phone in pocket causes lower sperm count
November 29, 2015 at 9:44 pm
What are you getting at ?

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RE: Mobile phone in pocket causes lower sperm count
November 29, 2015 at 9:46 pm
(November 29, 2015 at 9:44 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: What are you getting at ?

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I actually was originally going to make a comment about mobiles in the back pockets of gay men reducing their sperm count, but I'm not so crass.

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RE: Mobile phone in pocket causes lower sperm count
November 29, 2015 at 9:53 pm
As long as you're not impugning the integrity of the Vorlon Anal Experience.

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RE: Mobile phone in pocket causes lower sperm count
November 29, 2015 at 9:54 pm
It's pretty safe to say that there's nothing I can put in my pocket that will decrease my sperm count. Tongue
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RE: Mobile phone in pocket causes lower sperm count
November 29, 2015 at 9:58 pm
Flavor and texture, on the other hand . . . . . .
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Mobile phone in pocket causes lower sperm count
November 30, 2015 at 1:13 am
(November 28, 2015 at 11:57 am)vorlon13 Wrote: Just on principle, I'm very much against anything messing with the little spermies !!!


Anyone concerned that they may have been injured this way, please keep me in mind for a free (and extremely personal) evaluation.

I've been shooting blanks for years and I'll bet you can't taste the difference.
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RE: Mobile phone in pocket causes lower sperm count
November 30, 2015 at 1:55 am
Sperm lite!
Same great taste! Now with Zero child support Payments!
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RE: Mobile phone in pocket causes lower sperm count
November 30, 2015 at 2:13 am
(November 30, 2015 at 1:13 am)KUSA Wrote:
(November 28, 2015 at 11:57 am)vorlon13 Wrote: Just on principle, I'm very much against anything messing with the little spermies !!!


Anyone concerned that they may have been injured this way, please keep me in mind for a free (and extremely personal) evaluation.

I've been shooting blanks for years and I'll bet you can't taste the difference.


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