Praise his Holy name.

[Ace Otana]

Actually, he has read it. This, at least, I can vouch for.

....And still thinks it's shit. Which I have to agree.

I only read like one or two pages, then I burnt the bloody thing. I found it more useful on fire.

[Darwinian]

What advice then would you give to a fellow theist such as yourself, in the absence of any human laws, if he did indeed find himself in that situation?

The Lord has made provisions for Christian's to be faithful to his word while not suffering the retribution of Mans law. In other words the Lord works in mysterious ways.

His wonders to perform.....

So basically, God will come up with a solution then.

Actually, he has read it. This, at least, I can vouch for.

You saw him read it?

Yes, and it was very annoying as well.

[Purple Rabbit]

In other words the Lord works in mysterious ways.

It's the primitive kind allright.

[Minimalist]

I think your god is a murderous old fuck.

Numbers 25

4And the LORD said unto Moses, Take all the heads of the people, and hang them up before the LORD against the sun, that the fierce anger of the LORD may be turned away from Israel.

Fortunately, archaeology has demonstrated that none of this shit ever happened which still leaves us with the reality that "men" created this stuff for their own purposes and then proceeded to worship this kind of barbaric behavior.

[downbeatplumb]

I've read it, its %@^

I seriously doubt that you have have otherwise the Holy Spirit would have hit you like a ton of bricks. The Word of God is foundational to everything that pertaineth to life and godliness. It is the standard by which we shall all be judged. Handle it carefully.

I've lost the original one I had. (a gift from an expectant and eventualy disappointed relative)

I've got a copy on my Ipod now which I delve into from time to time.

Boy its such crap, but I have to remind myself why I'm here.

Its such turgid poorly written, non-sensical, ill thought out, inconsistent and occasionally evil crap that it is a struggle to get through.

But the worst part is it is boring.

If it was anything other than the supposed words of the almighty sky dictator it would've been consigned to the dustbin of history long ago.

I'm not a fan.

[Pastor Ezequiel Davis]

I think your god is a murderous old !%&.

Only to those who have done somthing to anger him and reap his wrath. To the righteous and the True Christian, God is all loving.

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I've lost the original one I had. (a gift from an expectant and eventualy disappointed relative)

I've got a copy on my Ipod now which I delve into from time to time.

Boy its such crap, but I have to remind myself why I'm here.

Its such turgid poorly written, non-sensical, ill thought out, inconsistent and occasionally evil crap that it is a struggle to get through.

But the worst part is it is boring.

If it was anything other than the supposed words of the almighty sky dictator it would've been consigned to the dustbin of history long ago.

I'm not a fan

You, being an atheist, aren't capable of thinking rationally: atheists hate God so much that they don't believe He exists.

Of course, what I am saying here cannot only be comprehended by atheists, as the LORD has not gifted them with True Christian logic. So I apologize if I have confused you further, or have made you feel intellectually inadequate. It was not my intention to make you feel bad about yourself.

[Minimalist]

Oh yeah? What did the Canaanites do?

There is no factual basis to the story but the literature you profess to worship ( and literature....bad literature...is all it is ) has a bunch of Israelites suddenly showing up and slaughtering them so they could steal their land.

It's barbaric shit. You should be ashamed to give it any credence.

[downbeatplumb]

I think your god is a murderous old !%&.

Only to those who have done somthing to anger him and reap his wrath. To the righteous and the True Christian, God is all loving.

Or true muslim or true jew or true buddhist or true.......

Youve decided YOUR god is the true one WHY?

I mean there are so many others to choose from.

If your a true mormon you get to be god of your own world when you die!!

If your gonna believe in fairy tales why not in one you get to be god in I mean why not.

[Purple Rabbit]

I seriously doubt that you have....

With doubt you're definitely on to something. Especially when you apply it in a linear fashion as in: the bigger the claim the bigger the doubt that should be applied.

With some practice and some help of your friends here you might even leave the box some time.

[Darwinian]

Of course, what I am saying here cannot only be comprehended by atheists, as the LORD has not gifted them with True Christian logic. So I apologize if I have confused you further, or have made you feel intellectually inadequate. It was not my intention to make you feel bad about yourself.

Then why doesn't the Lord gift us all with True Christian logic and then we can make an informed decision can't we?

So, the Bible cannot be comprehended by atheists, only Christians, so an atheist coming to the Bible will not understand it and must become a Christian first, before he reads the Bible :S

Yup, that makes sense.