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Panic: my mom showed up in the suggested people on my fake facebook
December 5, 2015 at 2:31 pm
(This post was last modified: December 5, 2015 at 4:06 pm by DespondentFishdeathMasochismo.)
So I have this fake facebook, where I just post whatever I want, I upload all the cute pictures for my avatar I don't want anyone I know irl to see. My mom fucking showed up in the recommended searches. So I blocked my main account, I set my privacy settings on maximum, yet she still fucking showed up in the suggested people. So I just blocked her account, so that way she can't see my account. I have no idea how the fuck facebook even figured this out, because I am on a completely different IP address, I have no friends who are even in my state on facebook, I don't associate with anything having to do with my mom on facebook. Yet there she fucking is, showing up in my suggested friends.
How the hell does this happen? You know what the scariest thing is? It's extremely difficult to figure out how to permanently delete your facebook. Fortunately I asked some people that sent me to a simple button, but it's hidden as fuck and there's nothing that directs you to it on facebook. It takes two weeks to be deleted and if you sign in once it cancels the deletion. What the fuck is all of this, how did this happen?
Edit: I realize a few people who I know irl were showing up in my profile. So I just scheduled it for permanent deletion.
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RE: Panic: my mom showed up in the suggested people on my fake facebook
December 5, 2015 at 2:32 pm
Damn that scenario sounds familiar.
I think I know you.
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RE: Panic: my mom showed up in the suggested people on my fake facebook
December 5, 2015 at 2:35 pm
Okay, it's suggesting everyone I know in the searches, I'm deleting this thing.
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RE: Panic: my mom showed up in the suggested people on my fake facebook
December 5, 2015 at 2:37 pm
Fuck you, you repetitive little shit turd.
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RE: Panic: my mom showed up in the suggested people on my fake facebook
December 5, 2015 at 2:38 pm
Facebook will assimilate you all. It knows everything. Resistance is futile.
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RE: Panic: my mom showed up in the suggested people on my fake facebook
December 5, 2015 at 2:42 pm
(December 5, 2015 at 2:37 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Fuck you, you repetitive little shit turd.
Was that aimed at the OP?
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RE: Panic: my mom showed up in the suggested people on my fake facebook
December 5, 2015 at 2:43 pm
(December 5, 2015 at 2:31 pm)DespondentFishdeathMasochismo Wrote: So I have this fake facebook, where I just post whatever I want, I upload all the cute pictures for my avatar I don't want anyone I know irl to see. My mom fucking showed up in the recommended searches. So I blocked my main account, I set my privacy settings on maximum, yet she still fucking showed up in the suggested people. So I just blocked her account, so that way she can't see my account. I have no idea how the fuck facebook even figured this out, because I am on a completely different IP address, I have no friends who are even in my state on facebook, I don't associate with anything having to do with my mom on facebook. Yet there she fucking is, showing up in my suggested friends.
How the hell does this happen? You know what the scariest thing is? It's extremely difficult to figure out how to permanently delete your facebook. Fortunately I asked some people that sent me to a simple button, but it's hidden as fuck and there's nothing that directs you to it on facebook. It takes two weeks to be deleted and if you sign in once it cancels the deletion. What the fuck is all of this, how did this happen?
They are watching you with Drone spies so they can cut off your face and use it to commit crimes.
Chill man, from a technical sense it could be any number of reasons, cookie settings or what you are searching with facebook or your email account you signed up with. Any number of things. Who cares. If you block her and have privacy settings on it won't be a problem. If you decide that you are allowed to be yourself around your mother, even less of a problem.
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RE: Panic: my mom showed up in the suggested people on my fake facebook
December 5, 2015 at 2:45 pm
(December 5, 2015 at 2:43 pm)CapnAwesome Wrote: (December 5, 2015 at 2:31 pm)DespondentFishdeathMasochismo Wrote: So I have this fake facebook, where I just post whatever I want, I upload all the cute pictures for my avatar I don't want anyone I know irl to see. My mom fucking showed up in the recommended searches. So I blocked my main account, I set my privacy settings on maximum, yet she still fucking showed up in the suggested people. So I just blocked her account, so that way she can't see my account. I have no idea how the fuck facebook even figured this out, because I am on a completely different IP address, I have no friends who are even in my state on facebook, I don't associate with anything having to do with my mom on facebook. Yet there she fucking is, showing up in my suggested friends.
How the hell does this happen? You know what the scariest thing is? It's extremely difficult to figure out how to permanently delete your facebook. Fortunately I asked some people that sent me to a simple button, but it's hidden as fuck and there's nothing that directs you to it on facebook. It takes two weeks to be deleted and if you sign in once it cancels the deletion. What the fuck is all of this, how did this happen?
They are watching you with Drone spies so they can cut off your face and use it to commit crimes.
Chill man, from a technical sense it could be any number of reasons, cookie settings or what you are searching with facebook or your email account you signed up with. Any number of things. Who cares. If you block her and have privacy settings on it won't be a problem. If you decide that you are allowed to be yourself around your mother, even less of a problem. It has a ton of people I know showing up in my suggested people. I'll be frank, my facebook is really, really, really gay. That's not something I feel comfortable sharing with anyone I know in person. Facebook is fucking me over royally right now, it will take two weeks for it to complete shut down too.
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RE: Panic: my mom showed up in the suggested people on my fake facebook
December 5, 2015 at 2:45 pm
(December 5, 2015 at 2:42 pm)Faith No More Wrote: (December 5, 2015 at 2:37 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Fuck you, you repetitive little shit turd.
Was that aimed at the OP?
Yes. That little cum stain has been perma banned here more times than I've been laid in the last month.
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RE: Panic: my mom showed up in the suggested people on my fake facebook
December 5, 2015 at 2:46 pm
(December 5, 2015 at 2:45 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: (December 5, 2015 at 2:42 pm)Faith No More Wrote: Was that aimed at the OP?
Yes. That little cum stain has been perma banned here more times than I've been laid in the last month.
So once? 
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