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Ok Jesus, It's Time Someone Gave You Credit....

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Ok Jesus, It's Time Someone Gave You Credit....
Redbeard The Pink Offline
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RE: Ok Jesus, It's Time Someone Gave You Credit....
December 8, 2015 at 1:59 pm
Why not just use magic to make the rocks crush themselves? Or each other? You could make little rock men and then make them fight each other, collecting the fragments and selling admission to the fights as side profit.
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RE: Ok Jesus, It's Time Someone Gave You Credit....
December 8, 2015 at 2:01 pm (This post was last modified: December 8, 2015 at 2:01 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
Redbeard Wrote:Why not just use magic to make the rocks crush themselves? Or each other?

Because both horizontal and vertical rock-crushers are much more fun.

I wonder what a diagonal rock-crusher would be like? Hehe
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RE: Ok Jesus, It's Time Someone Gave You Credit....
December 8, 2015 at 3:05 pm
(December 8, 2015 at 2:01 pm)Evie Wrote: Because both horizontal and vertical rock-crushers are much more fun.

Clearly you've never crushed rocks with magic.
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RE: Ok Jesus, It's Time Someone Gave You Credit....
December 8, 2015 at 3:30 pm
Depends on the magic.
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RE: Ok Jesus, It's Time Someone Gave You Credit....
December 8, 2015 at 4:43 pm
(December 8, 2015 at 3:30 pm)Evie Wrote: Depends on the magic.

Or sometimes on the rocks.
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December 8, 2015 at 4:52 pm
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RE: Ok Jesus, It's Time Someone Gave You Credit....
December 8, 2015 at 5:50 pm
Oh JBK. Your parents must be so disappointed and embarrassed. Do they even acknowledge you in public?

Just remember, it's never to late. Wait, I take that back. It may be to late for you.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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December 9, 2015 at 9:45 am
"Ok Jesus, It's Time Someone Gave You Credit...."

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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December 9, 2015 at 3:04 pm (This post was last modified: December 9, 2015 at 3:04 pm by Fake Messiah.)
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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December 9, 2015 at 3:11 pm (This post was last modified: December 9, 2015 at 3:13 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
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