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Ok Jesus, It's Time Someone Gave You Credit....
#61
RE: Ok Jesus, It's Time Someone Gave You Credit....
Why not just use magic to make the rocks crush themselves? Or each other? You could make little rock men and then make them fight each other, collecting the fragments and selling admission to the fights as side profit.
Verbatim from the mouth of Jesus (retranslated from a retranslation of a copy of a copy):

"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you too will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. How can you see your brother's head up his ass when your own vision is darkened by your head being even further up your ass? How can you say to your brother, 'Get your head out of your ass,' when all the time your head is up your own ass? You hypocrite! First take your head out of your own ass, and then you will see clearly who has his head up his ass and who doesn't." Matthew 7:1-5 (also Luke 6: 41-42)

Also, I has a website: www.RedbeardThePink.com
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#62
RE: Ok Jesus, It's Time Someone Gave You Credit....
Redbeard Wrote:Why not just use magic to make the rocks crush themselves? Or each other?

Because both horizontal and vertical rock-crushers are much more fun.

I wonder what a diagonal rock-crusher would be like? Hehe
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#63
RE: Ok Jesus, It's Time Someone Gave You Credit....
(December 8, 2015 at 2:01 pm)Evie Wrote: Because both horizontal and vertical rock-crushers are much more fun.

Clearly you've never crushed rocks with magic.
Verbatim from the mouth of Jesus (retranslated from a retranslation of a copy of a copy):

"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you too will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. How can you see your brother's head up his ass when your own vision is darkened by your head being even further up your ass? How can you say to your brother, 'Get your head out of your ass,' when all the time your head is up your own ass? You hypocrite! First take your head out of your own ass, and then you will see clearly who has his head up his ass and who doesn't." Matthew 7:1-5 (also Luke 6: 41-42)

Also, I has a website: www.RedbeardThePink.com
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#64
RE: Ok Jesus, It's Time Someone Gave You Credit....
Depends on the magic.
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#65
RE: Ok Jesus, It's Time Someone Gave You Credit....
(December 8, 2015 at 3:30 pm)Evie Wrote: Depends on the magic.

Or sometimes on the rocks.
Verbatim from the mouth of Jesus (retranslated from a retranslation of a copy of a copy):

"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you too will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. How can you see your brother's head up his ass when your own vision is darkened by your head being even further up your ass? How can you say to your brother, 'Get your head out of your ass,' when all the time your head is up your own ass? You hypocrite! First take your head out of your own ass, and then you will see clearly who has his head up his ass and who doesn't." Matthew 7:1-5 (also Luke 6: 41-42)

Also, I has a website: www.RedbeardThePink.com
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#66
RE: Ok Jesus, It's Time Someone Gave You Credit....
Seen as we're off-topic HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS OST IS GOOD:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDHxiDA1Y6s
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#67
RE: Ok Jesus, It's Time Someone Gave You Credit....
Oh JBK. Your parents must be so disappointed and embarrassed. Do they even acknowledge you in public?

Just remember, it's never to late. Wait, I take that back. It may be to late for you.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#68
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"Ok Jesus, It's Time Someone Gave You Credit...."

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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Ok Jesus, It's Time Someone Gave You Credit....
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2 photos: one showing football player thanking god for the score, 2nd child dying of hunger in similar body position
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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