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At what point do you wash you ass?

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At what point do you wash you ass?
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#61
RE: At what point do you wash you ass?
December 9, 2015 at 9:44 pm
As with so many things, Carlin provided the formula.

The Four Key Areas: Armpits, asshole, crotch, and teeth. I've also adopted his time-saving suggestion and now use the same brush for all four areas.
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RE: At what point do you wash you ass?
December 9, 2015 at 9:49 pm
(December 9, 2015 at 9:34 pm)KUSA Wrote: Doggy position although I've never tried it crab. Sounds intriguing. Anyway, I just back my ass up to it and reach between my legs and paw at my anus until it's not greasy anymore.

So you don't have a problem with the shit running off your balls and dick? Or do you tuck them over in the crease where thigh meets hip?

Is this pawing with a rag? If not, do you deal with the under the finger nail detritus pre bath or during?
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: At what point do you wash you ass?
December 9, 2015 at 10:07 pm
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At what point do you wash you ass?
December 9, 2015 at 10:11 pm
(December 9, 2015 at 9:49 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: So you don't have a problem with the shit running off your balls and dick? Or do you tuck them over in the crease where thigh meets hip?
No problem at all. I just kind of reach to the side of my fruit bowl and with only fingers and liquid soap, vigorously agitate my star fish. The soapy stench rinses right off my junk.

Quote:Is this pawing with a rag? If not, do you deal with the under the finger nail detritus pre bath or during?

I chew my finger nails a lot. No wonder they taste funny.
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RE: At what point do you wash you ass?
December 9, 2015 at 10:12 pm
(December 9, 2015 at 3:10 pm)The_Empress Wrote: Boys are gross.
Nolite te bastardes carborundorum.
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RE: At what point do you wash you ass?
December 9, 2015 at 10:12 pm
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RE: At what point do you wash you ass?
December 9, 2015 at 10:12 pm
(December 9, 2015 at 10:12 pm)The_Empress Wrote:
(December 9, 2015 at 3:10 pm)The_Empress Wrote: Boys are gross.

Don't worry he doesn't speak for all of us!!!!
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RE: At what point do you wash you ass?
December 9, 2015 at 10:16 pm
Exactly where I wanted this thread to go. BRAVO!!!!!
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RE: At what point do you wash you ass?
December 9, 2015 at 10:21 pm
Worst thread ever
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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RE: At what point do you wash you ass?
December 9, 2015 at 10:29 pm
This entire thead has gone to shit.
Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand. 
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(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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