Dafuq ? Jesus ain't WHITE ?

[Minimalist]

I seem to recall an incident some years back where an artist...I think at the Brooklyn Museum... made religious art out of elephant shit or something.  Fucking xtians went nuts over that.

Don't have time to look for it now.  Dog needs to go to the vet.

[Edwardo Piet]

The Jesus wasn't white. But a Jesus might have been.

I'm talking about a rare species of Jesus:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSlqrvi6_YI

Have you ever licked a Jesus?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WUveAACXYw

[CapnAwesome]

Stupidest lawsuit ever.

[vorlon13]

Sorry all, guess I am just seeing so much raw humor in this, a mother lode, if you will, I find it irresistibly fascinating.

[Edwardo Piet]

[Minimalist]

Tee-hee..... this will piss off that lousy fuck, Giuliani!

http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/art...story.html

The portrait of the Virgin Mary made partly from elephant dung that famously riled then-New York Mayor Rudolph Giuliani when it was exhibited in 1999 sold Tuesday at a Christie's auction in London for about $4.5 million. 
Giuliani reportedly called the artwork "sick stuff" and "anti-Catholic" when he saw the portrait at the exhibition "Sensation," featuring provocative art, that ran at the Brooklyn Museum more than 15 years ago. The city later filed a lawsuit against the institution, claiming that the show's age restriction violated the terms of the museum's lease.
On Tuesday, "The Holy Virgin Mary" by artist Chris Ofili brought in 2.9 million British pounds at auction (about $4.5 million), exceeding estimates that it would sell for as much as $2.8 million. The 1996 portrait had been in the private collection of advertising executive Charles Saatchi and was acquired by its most recent owner in 2007.

[vorlon13]

Yeah, I remember that being compared to Piss Christ.

As for Giuliani and his definition of 'anti-Catholic', I wonder where on the anti-Catholic spectrum he places those who've been perma-banned from communion because of open and notorious adultery, marching right on up and taking communion anyhow ??

Inquiring minds want to know.

[Wyrd of Gawd]

http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2...us-racist/


That sound you're hearing is Christer heads exploding like popcorn throughout the land.

What a BS lawsuit.  The guy and his lawyers should be whipped.  Since Jesus wasn't real he could be depicted like a goat with seven horns and a thousand eyes and a sword for a tongue.

[brewer]

The hell he ain't. This is just another outlandish move to promote and inflame white christian persecution. Damn asshole does not know his place. Why oh why can't we just be left alone to live in peace, like in the 50's? Don't worry, god will get even in the end. He'll be headed for that special hell!

[Aractus]

No one really knows what colour Jesus was, it's just "guesswork" based on population probabilities ad the time. But he was a person, not a probability, thus it's inaccurate to say we know for certain he wasn't white.