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What annoys you about your partners?
#51
RE: What annoys you about your partners?
(December 18, 2015 at 11:58 pm)Thena323 Wrote: You could try simply resigning yourself to a lifetime of loneliness. Works for me, nine times out of ten. 
When it doesn't, Chardonnay helps until the resignation kicks back in. Wink

Already have.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#52
RE: What annoys you about your partners?
But no state of mind is permanent Smile
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#53
RE: What annoys you about your partners?
It's not the state of my mind that concerns me.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#54
RE: What annoys you about your partners?
Well it's not what concerns you at least while in your current state of mind Wink
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#55
RE: What annoys you about your partners?
(December 18, 2015 at 2:39 pm)Crossless1 Wrote:
(December 18, 2015 at 2:07 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: You get free nagging, and two all-expenses-paid (by you) shopping trips per week.

But if you sign up for the Platinum Plus Mancard, in addition to the nagging and shopping trips, you will receive a magical list of honey-do's personalized with your name at the top (magic because every item you get crossed off will be mysteriously replaced by two new items) as well as grudging, distracted sex on each of your birthdays.

I wish!



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

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#56
RE: What annoys you about your partners?
I dream...
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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