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RE: What annoys you about your partners?
December 19, 2015 at 3:14 am
(December 18, 2015 at 11:58 pm)Thena323 Wrote: You could try simply resigning yourself to a lifetime of loneliness. Works for me, nine times out of ten.
When it doesn't, Chardonnay helps until the resignation kicks back in. 
Already have.
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RE: What annoys you about your partners?
December 19, 2015 at 3:17 am
It's not the state of my mind that concerns me.
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RE: What annoys you about your partners?
December 19, 2015 at 4:59 am
(December 18, 2015 at 2:39 pm)Crossless1 Wrote: (December 18, 2015 at 2:07 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: You get free nagging, and two all-expenses-paid (by you) shopping trips per week.
But if you sign up for the Platinum Plus Mancard, in addition to the nagging and shopping trips, you will receive a magical list of honey-do's personalized with your name at the top (magic because every item you get crossed off will be mysteriously replaced by two new items) as well as grudging, distracted sex on each of your birthdays.
I wish!
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RE: What annoys you about your partners?
December 19, 2015 at 5:03 am
I dream...
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
