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Mary's Womb Query
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Still, a viable haploidal Jesus fetus would, in fact, be a bona fide miracle, yet I rarely if ever encounter a Christer that likes that idea when they find out what's involved.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#13
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Well, as we all know, the "virgin birth" was required for god stories in the Mediterranean basin 2000 years ago.  Even the Caesars claimed it.  So the writers of Matthew and Luke decided to include it.
"The family that prays together...is brainwashing their children."- Albert Einstein
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#14
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If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god.  If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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#15
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Mary's hymen is the same as a lizards tail.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#17
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One of my favorite poems, by one of my favorite poets, Richard Crashaw (1613-1649)

Blessed be the Paps which Thou hast Sucked
by Richard Crashaw

Suppose he had been Tabled at thy Teats,
Thy hunger feels not what he eats:
He'll have his Teat ere long (a bloody one).
The Mother then must suck the Son.
How will we know, when the morning comes, we are still human? - 2D

Don't worry, my friend.  If this be the end, then so shall it be.
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The only way Mary could have claimed being a virgin was if her father had taken a cloth and rammed it up her vagina just before she got married and kept the bloody cloth as proof of her virginity. The story does not include any mention of her father doing that.

It makes more sense to consider that Mary was a metaphor for Samaria, the virgin that had never produced a prophet to the Jews, represented by Joseph. Jesus was the Samaritan prophet that was meant to unite the Samaritans and the Jews in accordance with the Old Testament fairy tale. He certainly acted like he was a Samaritan and never denied that he wasn't. Remember, his family came from outside of Judea. The story has a bogus census in order to get him born in Judea.
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Female virginity, one of the dumbest and most harmful bs ever thought up by the ancient patriarchy.
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