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RE: Worst drunk messages you've ever sent
December 20, 2015 at 10:30 am
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Only ever sent one drunk message, it was to a good friend from these forums--who I won't mention--who I have known from years ago, like 6 years or something.
I almost never get drunk. I sent her something.... when I was drunk and horny. I apologized on more than one occasion afterwards and she holds no resentment towards me about it.
One of the reasons I don't drink. I don't get aggressive or nasty or depressive... but I do get horny and I'm horny enough already so it's a bad idea because I'll just end up apologizing for being inappropriate.
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RE: Worst drunk messages you've ever sent
December 20, 2015 at 10:39 am
Noted for future reference.
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RE: Worst drunk messages you've ever sent
December 20, 2015 at 10:42 am
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(Tequila, Guinness, Jack Daniels, and red wine are my weaknesses, Vorlon--but not all mixed together!!--but anything alcoholic will do. I've only ever been fully drunk like two or three times. And I tend to only drink on special occasions... I'm not really a drinker but boy do I love alcohol (I'm glad I'm not a drinker... and I only drink with friends).
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RE: Worst drunk messages you've ever sent
December 20, 2015 at 12:28 pm
I don't text. Also, I have not been able to get drunk in years. I think CL spoke to this a bit. I tend to proceed straight to a hangover afer two beers. Do not pass GO. Do not collect $200 or even a buzz. Before that started, I'd be really friendly and talkative, really flirty, and curse quite a bit. and I'd laugh until I couldn't breathe, which physically immobilized me, too.
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RE: Worst drunk messages you've ever sent
December 20, 2015 at 12:52 pm
Yeah, I initially get a really bad stomach ache when I first start drinking. I get a little buzzed, but not DRUNK. If I keep drinking, the stomach ache also becomes a head ache with dizziness/nausea, and then the vomiting starts. It's like my body just immediately rejects it or something.
So... after giving it several tries during my late high school/early college years, I gave up lol.
Glad to know I'm not the only person this happens to.
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Worst drunk messages you've ever sent
December 20, 2015 at 2:20 pm
(December 20, 2015 at 6:44 am)Napoléon Wrote: I had my work xmas party on Friday, and all weekend I've been worrying about showing my face again at work. Mainly because I sent some stupid messages to a girl I liked over facebook after she left the party (and the fact I was probably the most drunk motherfucker there).
Essentially it was "I never got a chance to touch your body". Or words to that effect. And I asked for her 'digits'.
To make matters worse I woke up still drunk and messaged AGAIN saying "still waiting for those digits". At like 8 o'clock in the fucking morning too.
After I sobered up I tried messaging another couple times to half apologise and also try to lighten the mood by making a joke of it, but she's seen all the messages and not responded at all.
Literally just want to curl up into a ball and die. She either thinks I'm an absolute asshole, or worse, a massive creep.
She's probably going to tell the rest of her office, which means the rest of the company will probably know too.
Never felt so god damned embarrassed in my life.
So I was hoping some of you lot would share some embarrassing work party stories/drunk messages to make me feel better...
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RE: Worst drunk messages you've ever sent
December 20, 2015 at 2:28 pm
I've only ever been drunk a bare handful of times and I've never had the xperience of being drunk and in possession of a text-capable phone. On one occasion when drunk I corrected an Italian guy on his Italian pronunciation (:embarrassed: ) and on another I had a long conversation about sewage treatment centers and how to improve them in light of growing population denisties.
I've only been throwing up drunk once (in New Orleans) and I never want to repeat that experience.
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RE: Worst drunk messages you've ever sent
December 20, 2015 at 2:44 pm
Oh come on now, people, you're not even trying.
Get throwing up drunk, sleep in the vomitus until it dries and glues you to the floor, then try to get up sometime. (and yes, poo and pee yourself too)
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RE: Worst drunk messages you've ever sent
December 20, 2015 at 2:50 pm
I've never sent anything embarrassing while drunk. The little voice in my head gets louder, and makes sure I edit myself. Plus, if I'm too drunk to text or think properly, I'm too drunk to be awake.
But that was my early 20's. Two drinks and I'm good. Any more and I'll just get a headache and stop enjoying myself.
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RE: Worst drunk messages you've ever sent
December 20, 2015 at 2:53 pm
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(December 20, 2015 at 2:50 pm)Exian Wrote: Two drinks and I'm good. Any more and I'll just get a headache and stop enjoying myself.
Depends on what I'm drinking. I like red wine but if I drink more than a glass or two my stomach gets really sloshy and acidic and not good feeling. I can't drink enough beer to get drunk. And whatever I was drinking in New Orleans went down smooth and fast and came up just the same. 
So I only have one or two glasses of anything nowadays.
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