ISIS releases song in Chinese

[mralstoner]

[downbeatplumb]

I know right, conspiracies everywhere you look at the moment.
I bet those Chinese are watching you right now.
He's on to us they say, send master assassin Chang to finish him.
They're on their way NOW, RUN, RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN.
I jest of course, its the illuminate that are on the way.

[abaris]

It really must be scary to be inside your head. I survived a real terrorist attack in the mid 80ies and I'm not going around seeing terrorist threats whenever someone rips a fart.

[downbeatplumb]

It really must be scary to be inside your head. I survived a real terrorist attack in the mid 80ies and I'm not going around seeing terrorist threats whenever someone rips a fart.

In the old days UK MOD civil servants were issued mirrors on sticks to check for IRA bombs on their cars of a morning.
Mind you one place had the best excuse for not giving out any archived records, "that was all destroyed by the bomb they'd say".
Today is peaceful in comparison.

[abaris]

Today is peaceful in comparison.

For someone having seen the 70ies and 80ies and even has vague memories of the late 60ies - yes, it is.

But for stoner, holed up down under and only perusing extreme rightwing material to - I hesitate to use the word - inform himself, the world is always on the verge of exploding.

[downbeatplumb]

Today is peaceful in comparison.

For someone having seen the 70ies and 80ies and even has vague memories of the late 60ies - yes, it is.

But for stoner, holed up down under and only perusing extreme rightwing material to - I hesitate to use the word - inform himself, the world is always on the verge of exploding.

I no longer have to change my route to work regularly to confound snipers (like I ever did, but that was the suggestion)

[Anomalocaris]

Actually, the Islamic state is nothing but vast conspiracy organized by the shadowy Chinese intelligence department FMC, Chinese acronym for Fu Man Chu, for the cunning purpose of distracting the attention of the west so China forcably deports all the Muslim uighars to Australia, where they will date white Australian women, make them wear veils, and leave Mrastoner nothing to do on Saturday nights but masturbate in front of his computer. Obama's Muslim father was in cahoots.

Also, malrastoner,  your last girlfriend cheated on you by sleeping with Obama, and then left you for a Muslim turncoat who became an informant for FMC

[Cato]

You forgot the bit where the Babylonian Brotherhood uses advanced alien technology to make his shadow an inescapable surveillance tool.

[Crossless2.0]

Just so I know who to watch for, is the Baton Rouge Manchurian Candidate the Arab guy who runs the convenience store near my home and who I've seen eating take-out Chinese food, or is it the Chinese guy whose restaurant is next door to the Middle-Eastern meat market?

Wait, the sneaky bastards have probably programmed my Indonesian buddy, who owns my favorite local lunch hangout. Yeah, that's it! East Asian and Muslim. Fuck me!

[mralstoner]