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Favorite Nursery Rhymes
#1
Favorite Nursery Rhymes
Ba ba black sheep
have you any woooooool
yes sir yes sir
three bags full
one for my master
one for my bae
one for little boy
2 , 3 day



always sung it like that, still don't know the actual lines Big Grin
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#2
RE: Favorite Nursery Rhymes
Little Rabbit Foo Foo.

Johnny Rebeck (Verbeck).
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#3
RE: Favorite Nursery Rhymes
"Sing a Song O' Sixpence" always morbidly fascinated me as a little kid, mostly I suppose because I was phobic as fuck about birds and the thought of blackbirds baked in a pie or having my nose snatched by one horrified me.
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#4
RE: Favorite Nursery Rhymes
(January 10, 2016 at 11:23 am)mh.brewer Wrote: Little Rabbit Foo Foo.

Johnny Rebeck (Verbeck).

Give a few lines off the top of your head Big Grin
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RE: Favorite Nursery Rhymes
(January 10, 2016 at 11:34 am)Crossless1 Wrote: "Sing a Song O' Sixpence" always morbidly fascinated me as a little kid, mostly I suppose because I was phobic as fuck about birds and the thought of blackbirds baked in a pie or having my nose snatched by one horrified me.

C'mon give a few lines off the top of your head Big Grin
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#6
RE: Favorite Nursery Rhymes
(January 10, 2016 at 11:35 am)pool Wrote:
(January 10, 2016 at 11:34 am)Crossless1 Wrote: "Sing a Song O' Sixpence" always morbidly fascinated me as a little kid, mostly I suppose because I was phobic as fuck about birds and the thought of blackbirds baked in a pie or having my nose snatched by one horrified me.

C'mon give a few lines off the top of your head Big Grin

Sing a song o' sixpence,
A pocket full of rye,
Four-and-twenty blackbirds
Baked in a pie.
When the pie was opened,
The birds began to sing.
Wasn't that a dainty dish to set before the king?

The king was in his counting house
counting out his money.
The queen was in the parlor
Eating bread and honey.
The maid was in the garden
Hanging out the clothes.
Along came a blackbird
Who snipped off her nose.


Anyway, that's how I remember it. I might not have the words exactly right.
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#7
RE: Favorite Nursery Rhymes
Go the fuck to sleep - instant classic

You have to fucking eat - yet another instant classic
Atheism is a non-prophet organization join today. 


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#8
RE: Favorite Nursery Rhymes
(January 10, 2016 at 11:34 am)pool Wrote:
(January 10, 2016 at 11:23 am)mh.brewer Wrote: Little Rabbit Foo Foo.

Johnny Rebeck (Verbeck).

Give a few lines off the top of your head Big Grin

Little rabbit foo foo hopping through the forest, scooping up the field mice and booping em on the head. And along came the good fairy, and she said, ............

Oh, Johnny Rebeck, How could you be so mean?
I told you you'd be sorry, For inventing that machine.
Now all the neighbors' cats and dogs will never more be seen,
They've all been ground to sausages in Johnny Rebeck's machine.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#9
RE: Favorite Nursery Rhymes
(January 10, 2016 at 11:45 am)dyresand Wrote: Go the fuck to sleep - instant classic

You have to fucking eat - yet another instant classic

The Samuel Jackson children's stories, right? I laughed my ass off the first time I ran across those.
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#10
RE: Favorite Nursery Rhymes
(January 10, 2016 at 11:48 am)mh.brewer Wrote:
(January 10, 2016 at 11:34 am)pool Wrote: Give a few lines off the top of your head Big Grin

Little rabbit foo foo hopping through the forest, scooping up the field mice and booping em on the head. And along came the good fairy, and she said, ............

Oh, Johnny Rebeck, How could you be so mean?
I told you you'd be sorry, For inventing that machine.
Now all the neighbors' cats and dogs will never more be seen,
They've all been ground to sausages in Johnny Rebeck's machine.

awwwwwwwwwwwwww
I love it
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