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taking the lord's name in vain
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(February 5, 2016 at 1:44 pm)drfuzzy Wrote: Now this one might be fun. Swearing! I've been known to say that, as an atheist, I need new swear words. "God damn it!" and "Jesus Freaking Christ on a Cracker!" seems to indicate to my religious friends that I still believe and that I'm just a reprobate. My favorites -- "Christ on a pony!" "I don't give a good goddamn." "Jesus Christ and General Jackson!" "Bleeding Christ." A lot of folks don't realize that "bloody" (which I use on occasion) is also a sort of blasphemy in itself ... it refers to the blood allegedly shed by Christ on the cross.
I wonder if CL swears "God, I queef in your general direction" hehehe luv ya CL...
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
I don't have a problem with using religious nomenclature, when swearing. That's because:
1. I was raised catholic, so the Jeezles sh*t has been permanently burned into my psyche. Disrespecting and ridiculing it momentarily gives me comfort. It's like scratching a scar. 2. It pisses off dumb people no end, because they think words are magic.
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
Hey Nutter, they think if you fart in a certain harmonic frequency, you'll inadvertently summon Golgothan, the "shit demon" ...true story.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
I like "Jesus wept on my freshly dug grave". Got that one from my old man.
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You guys are a lot of fun.
I like Thump's "Christ on a pony!" And the Stephen Fry video Evie shared! Jeebus jumped up jelly beans, they're all fun. Even Little Rik's Chamomile tea . . . maybe we needed a moment of balance. Ooooommmmm . . . .
"The family that prays together...is brainwashing their children."- Albert Einstein
By the double-barrelled jumpin' jiminetty! Here's another fun list of swear words: [url= http://mentalfloss.com/article/49652/10-...our-cussin[/url] I like #'s 4, 9, & 10 the best.
"The family that prays together...is brainwashing their children."- Albert Einstein
How have I only seen this thread for the first time. Swearing is fan-cunting-tastic, mythical being or no.
You just need to be creative.
You may refer to me as "Oh High One."
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