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taking the lord's name in vain
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(February 5, 2016 at 1:44 pm)drfuzzy Wrote: Now this one might be fun. Swearing! I've been known to say that, as an atheist, I need new swear words. "God damn it!" and "Jesus Freaking Christ on a Cracker!" seems to indicate to my religious friends that I still believe and that I'm just a reprobate. But I just read a great response from mh.brewer that basically said that swearing did not indicate any deep-seated belief in a deity. Inspiring! Let's open that one up to debate! My favorites -- "Christ on a pony!" "I don't give a good goddamn." "Jesus Christ and General Jackson!" "Bleeding Christ." A lot of folks don't realize that "bloody" (which I use on occasion) is also a sort of blasphemy in itself ... it refers to the blood allegedly shed by Christ on the cross.
I wonder if CL swears "God, I queef in your general direction" hehehe luv ya CL...
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
I don't have a problem with using religious nomenclature, when swearing. That's because:
1. I was raised catholic, so the Jeezles sh*t has been permanently burned into my psyche. Disrespecting and ridiculing it momentarily gives me comfort. It's like scratching a scar. 2. It pisses off dumb people no end, because they think words are magic.
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
Hey Nutter, they think if you fart in a certain harmonic frequency, you'll inadvertently summon Golgothan, the "shit demon" ...true story.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
I like "Jesus wept on my freshly dug grave". Got that one from my old man.
If you have any serious concerns, are being harassed, or just need someone to talk to, feel free to contact me via PM
You guys are a lot of fun.
I like Thump's "Christ on a pony!" And the Stephen Fry video Evie shared! Jeebus jumped up jelly beans, they're all fun. Even Little Rik's Chamomile tea . . . maybe we needed a moment of balance. Ooooommmmm . . . .
"The family that prays together...is brainwashing their children."- Albert Einstein
By the double-barrelled jumpin' jiminetty! Here's another fun list of swear words: [url= http://mentalfloss.com/article/49652/10-...our-cussin[/url] I like #'s 4, 9, & 10 the best.
"The family that prays together...is brainwashing their children."- Albert Einstein
How have I only seen this thread for the first time. Swearing is fan-cunting-tastic, mythical being or no.
You just need to be creative.
You may refer to me as "Oh High One."
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