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	(February 5, 2016 at 1:44 pm)drfuzzy Wrote: Now this one might be fun. Swearing! I've been known to say that, as an atheist, I need new swear words. "God damn it!" and "Jesus Freaking Christ on a Cracker!" seems to indicate to my religious friends that I still believe and that I'm just a reprobate. My favorites -- "Christ on a pony!" "I don't give a good goddamn." "Jesus Christ and General Jackson!" "Bleeding Christ." A lot of folks don't realize that "bloody" (which I use on occasion) is also a sort of blasphemy in itself ... it refers to the blood allegedly shed by Christ on the cross. 
		I wonder if CL swears "God, I queef in your general direction"    hehehe   luv ya CL...
	 
	
	
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Know God, Know fear. 
		I don't have a problem with using religious nomenclature, when swearing. That's because: 
	
	
1. I was raised catholic, so the Jeezles sh*t has been permanently burned into my psyche. Disrespecting and ridiculing it momentarily gives me comfort. It's like scratching a scar. 2. It pisses off dumb people no end, because they think words are magic. 
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
 
        
	
		Hey Nutter, they think if you fart in a certain harmonic frequency, you'll inadvertently summon Golgothan, the "shit demon" ...true story.
	 
	
	
No God, No fear. 
        
	
Know God, Know fear. 
		I like "Jesus wept on my freshly dug grave". Got that one from my old man.
	 
	
	
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		You guys are a lot of fun. 
	
	
I like Thump's "Christ on a pony!" And the Stephen Fry video Evie shared! Jeebus jumped up jelly beans, they're all fun. Even Little Rik's Chamomile tea . . . maybe we needed a moment of balance. Ooooommmmm . . . . 
"The family that prays together...is brainwashing their children."- Albert Einstein
 
        
	
		By the double-barrelled jumpin' jiminetty!  Here's another fun list of swear words: [url= http://mentalfloss.com/article/49652/10-...our-cussin[/url]      I like #'s 4, 9, & 10 the best.
	 
	
	
"The family that prays together...is brainwashing their children."- Albert Einstein
 
        
	
		How have I only seen this thread for the first time.  Swearing is fan-cunting-tastic, mythical being or no. 
	
	
You just need to be creative. 
You may refer to me as "Oh High One."
 
        
	
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  But I just read a great response from mh.brewer that basically said that swearing did not indicate any deep-seated belief in a deity.  Inspiring!  Let's open that one up to debate!   
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