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A Challenge to You All: Prove I'm not God
February 18, 2016 at 5:30 pm
Christian, Muslim, Atheist, Hindu, whatever. None of you can prove I'm not God.
Therefore I am.
If I win, I demand that some of the so called "sluts" on this board start proving that they really are sluts. (Just to me, of course. It's only right, after all - I'm God, remember? I ought to be able to expect some scantily-clad devotion once in a while.)
I will respond to your arguments with the same level of concern and compassion that I give to the prayers of all my adherents (although my snowflake in-tray is a bastard at the moment).
I must not be nasty. I must not be nasty. I must not be nasty. I must not be nasty. I must not be nasty. I must not be nasty. I must not be nasty. I must not be nasty.
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RE: A Challenge to You All: Prove I'm not God
February 18, 2016 at 5:53 pm
(February 18, 2016 at 5:30 pm)FebruaryOfReason Wrote: Christian, Muslim, Atheist, Hindu, whatever. None of you can prove I'm not God.
Therefore I am.
If I win, I demand that some of the so called "sluts" on this board start proving that they really are sluts. (Just to me, of course. It's only right, after all - I'm God, remember? I ought to be able to expect some scantily-clad devotion once in a while.)
I will respond to your arguments with the same level of concern and compassion that I give to the prayers of all my adherents (although my snowflake in-tray is a bastard at the moment).
I'm convinced. *strips down* Take me oh lord!
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RE: A Challenge to You All: Prove I'm not God
February 18, 2016 at 5:55 pm
First of all explain to me what is meant by God.
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RE: A Challenge to You All: Prove I'm not God
February 18, 2016 at 6:01 pm
Do you exist?
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: A Challenge to You All: Prove I'm not God
February 18, 2016 at 6:13 pm
(February 18, 2016 at 5:30 pm)FebruaryOfReason Wrote: Christian, Muslim, Atheist, Hindu, whatever. None of you can prove I'm not God.
Therefore I am.
If I win, I demand that some of the so called "sluts" on this board start proving that they really are sluts. (Just to me, of course. It's only right, after all - I'm God, remember? I ought to be able to expect some scantily-clad devotion once in a while.)
I will respond to your arguments with the same level of concern and compassion that I give to the prayers of all my adherents (although my snowflake in-tray is a bastard at the moment).
Are you a complete bastard? if the answer is no, then you are not god.
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RE: A Challenge to You All: Prove I'm not God
February 18, 2016 at 7:10 pm
(This post was last modified: February 18, 2016 at 7:12 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
Proof That FebruaryOfReason Is Not God
1. Gods are not, by their very nature, amenable to 'proof', as commonly understood.
1a. Concordant with #1, gods rely on the faith of believers to maintain existence.
2. Since proof is the antithesis of faith, a god would not ask to be 'proved' to exist.
3. Thus, no being who demands that others prove It exists could be considered a god.
4. FebruaryOfReason had demanded proof of his divinity.
C. FebruaryOfReason is not God.
check of proof: Human beings have a reasonable case to expect less twatish behaviour from gods. QED.
Boru
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RE: A Challenge to You All: Prove I'm not God
February 18, 2016 at 7:23 pm
We already have a god. His name is Rob (Robvalue). You are not Rob, therefore you are not god. End of story.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
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RE: A Challenge to You All: Prove I'm not God
February 18, 2016 at 7:32 pm
(February 18, 2016 at 5:30 pm)FebruaryOfReason Wrote: Christian, Muslim, Atheist, Hindu, whatever. None of you can prove I'm not God.
Therefore I am.
If I win, I demand that some of the so called "sluts" on this board start proving that they really are sluts. (Just to me, of course. It's only right, after all - I'm God, remember? I ought to be able to expect some scantily-clad devotion once in a while.)
I will respond to your arguments with the same level of concern and compassion that I give to the prayers of all my adherents (although my snowflake in-tray is a bastard at the moment).
What is the correct answer to this question?
"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die."
- Abdul Alhazred.
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RE: A Challenge to You All: Prove I'm not God
February 19, 2016 at 2:12 am
(This post was last modified: February 19, 2016 at 2:13 am by Cecelia.)
Proof that you aren't God:
I am the God(dess)
You are not me.
Therefore you are not God.
(Everyone knows if someone asks if you are a god, you say Yes)
The whole tone of Church teaching in regard to woman is, to the last degree, contemptuous and degrading. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton
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RE: A Challenge to You All: Prove I'm not God
February 19, 2016 at 2:25 am
You probably are one of my minor deities, I can't keep track of them all really. I've already proved I'm god several times, here's some quick reminders, with some vids I made a while back! The second video was in response to Evie challenging my crown.
http://youtu.be/vfJPIEasrc8
http://youtu.be/KelxBCg7-gk
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