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I am greater than god

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I am greater than god
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RE: I am greater than god
February 26, 2016 at 3:40 am
(February 20, 2016 at 5:42 pm)deuce748 Wrote: Can you work out why?

Cause you exist?
The first revolt is against the supreme tyranny of theology, of the phantom of God. As long as we have a master in heaven, we will be slaves on earth.

Mikhail Bakunin.
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RE: I am greater than god
February 26, 2016 at 3:41 am
I'm greater than God because I can build tons of shit there's no way I could lift.
Nolite te bastardes carborundorum.
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RE: I am greater than god
February 26, 2016 at 3:43 am
(February 26, 2016 at 3:20 am)maestroanth Wrote: I'm greater than God because I can hurl lightning bolts farther and create bigger floods.
P.S. Oh ya, and I forgot to mention I also have a bigger bible.

Size isn't everything, it's what you do with it! Tongue

But since he does nothing with it, you win by default.
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RE: I am greater than god
February 26, 2016 at 8:01 am
I am greater than god because I can manage a 7 day working week.
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