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I am greater than god
#1
I am greater than god
Can you work out why?
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#2
RE: I am greater than god
Well, I did a post about this a while back. I'm guessing most of the will also apply to you, indeed making you greater than God!

(November 10, 2015 at 10:59 pm)robvalue Wrote: I've really done it now, huh.

This is a list of things I can do that God cannot. They are individually based on information different people have given me about God, or on my own observations. It's supposed to be the same being, right?

Feel free to add your own Big Grin

1) I can demonstrate that I exist.

2) I am easily recognised as being me.

3) Everyone sees me the same way.

4) I can reply to any question put to me, by different people, with the same answer.

5) I can stand in front of people.

6) I can be near people without them dying instantly.

7) I can have an immediate and unambiguous effect upon reality, on request.

8) I can lie.

9) I can do "evil".

10) I can forgive people without first killing another version of myself.

11) I can provide useful information to people that they didn't already know.

12) I have a physical form.

13) I can create things without getting angry and punishing them because I dislike the way I've made them.

14) I can die.

15) I can communicate with people directly and clearly.

16) I can instantly clear up any misunderstandings about my intentions or desires.

17) I can learn.

18) I can take responsibility for my actions.

19) I can have a meaningful relationship with an atheist.

20) I can clearly exist without causing people to lose their free will.
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#3
RE: I am greater than god
That's pretty awesome. I'm better than god because I've never killed anyone, for any reason. Whether I could convince someone I had the right, or I was justified in some way, I have thus far been able to restrain myself, no matter how angry I was.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#4
RE: I am greater than god
Oh yeah! I never drowned almost everyone in a fit of rage that somehow patiently waited several hundred years before being acted on. Score another for me. I'm super awesome today.
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#5
RE: I am greater than god
Isn't anything based in reality greater than everything based in fantasy?

Edit: Where are my manors, Welcome! Tell us about yourself.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#6
I am greater than god
I wanna play!!! I don't sanction slavery, or mass virgin rape! I like this game. [emoji41]
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#7
RE: I am greater than god
I don't have sex with virgins. Not my thing. Rolleyes
Also, if I was going to hang on a cross half naked, I'd try to not be caught wearing cloth diapers. Just sayin. Something sexier would help my eternal image.
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#8
RE: I am greater than god
Well, we're also sending messages that are more recent than 2000 years ago. That's another way we're greater.
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#9
RE: I am greater than god
Humans have caused more earthquakes. More than zero, at least.
I am John Cena's hip-hop album.
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#10
RE: I am greater than god
I'm greater than God because I can hurl lightning bolts farther and create bigger floods.

P.S. Oh ya, and I forgot to mention I also have a bigger bible.
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