I am greater than god

[deuce748]

Can you work out why?

[robvalue]

Well, I did a post about this a while back. I'm guessing most of the will also apply to you, indeed making you greater than God!

I've really done it now, huh.

This is a list of things I can do that God cannot. They are individually based on information different people have given me about God, or on my own observations. It's supposed to be the same being, right?

Feel free to add your own

1) I can demonstrate that I exist.

2) I am easily recognised as being me.

3) Everyone sees me the same way.

4) I can reply to any question put to me, by different people, with the same answer.

5) I can stand in front of people.

6) I can be near people without them dying instantly.

7) I can have an immediate and unambiguous effect upon reality, on request.

8) I can lie.

9) I can do "evil".

10) I can forgive people without first killing another version of myself.

11) I can provide useful information to people that they didn't already know.

12) I have a physical form.

13) I can create things without getting angry and punishing them because I dislike the way I've made them.

14) I can die.

15) I can communicate with people directly and clearly.

16) I can instantly clear up any misunderstandings about my intentions or desires.

17) I can learn.

18) I can take responsibility for my actions.

19) I can have a meaningful relationship with an atheist.

20) I can clearly exist without causing people to lose their free will.

[Chad32]

That's pretty awesome. I'm better than god because I've never killed anyone, for any reason. Whether I could convince someone I had the right, or I was justified in some way, I have thus far been able to restrain myself, no matter how angry I was.

[robvalue]

Oh yeah! I never drowned almost everyone in a fit of rage that somehow patiently waited several hundred years before being acted on. Score another for me. I'm super awesome today.

[brewer]

Isn't anything based in reality greater than everything based in fantasy?

Edit: Where are my manors, Welcome! Tell us about yourself.

[LadyForCamus]

I wanna play!!! I don't sanction slavery, or mass virgin rape! I like this game. [emoji41]

[J a c k]

I don't have sex with virgins. Not my thing.
Also, if I was going to hang on a cross half naked, I'd try to not be caught wearing cloth diapers. Just sayin. Something sexier would help my eternal image.

[robvalue]

Well, we're also sending messages that are more recent than 2000 years ago. That's another way we're greater.

[ApeNotKillApe]

Humans have caused more earthquakes. More than zero, at least.

[maestroanth]

I'm greater than God because I can hurl lightning bolts farther and create bigger floods.

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P.S. Oh ya, and I forgot to mention I also have a bigger bible.