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The TSA ain't screening for demons ?? WTF !!!
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The TSA ain't screening for demons ?? WTF !!!
March 5, 2016 at 3:15 am (This post was last modified: March 5, 2016 at 3:16 am by vorlon13.)
No shit !!   IANMTU !!

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Prosperity preachers Kenneth Copeland and Jesse Duplantis defended their ownership of private jets this past week, stating that they couldn’t accommodate their schedule any other way and that they wouldn’t want to ride commercial with a “bunch of demons.”  . . . . .





http://christiannews.net/2016/01/03/pros...of-demons/
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RE: The TSA ain't screening for demons ?? WTF !!!
March 5, 2016 at 5:30 am (This post was last modified: March 5, 2016 at 5:31 am by robvalue.)
This is your brain on religion! You sound totally mental!

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RE: The TSA ain't screening for demons ?? WTF !!!
March 5, 2016 at 5:40 am
'THERE'S A PROSPERITY PREACHER ON THE WING OF THIS PLANE!!!!' - William Shatner

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March 5, 2016 at 5:53 am
I dislike prosperity preachers as much as anyone else as they are nothing more than wolves in sheep's clothing; but in that article they are referring to some of the people that fly commercially as "demons" not to literal demons.

Doesn't make it right, but I wouldn't make a mountain out of a mole hill; They are obviously trying to justify their extravagance to their parishioners.

There will be plenty of preachers bustin hell wide open.
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March 5, 2016 at 5:59 am
1. Don't you find it a tad odd that 'men of the cloth' refer to God's children as 'demons'?

2. I don't think this is making a mountain out of a molehill. More like making a mountain out of a slightly smaller mountain.

3. There won't be anyone 'busting hell wide open'. Grow up.

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March 5, 2016 at 6:32 am (This post was last modified: March 5, 2016 at 6:53 am by Huggy Bear.)
(March 5, 2016 at 5:59 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: 1.  Don't you find it a tad odd that 'men of the cloth' refer to God's children as 'demons'?
Nope, the religious establishment has been doing that for years. Did not the pharisees call Jesus Beelzebub ( a demonic prince, aka lord of the flies) when he was clearly doing good?


"It is enough for the disciple that he be as his master, and the servant as his lord. If they have called the master of the house Beelzebub, how much more shall they call them of his household?" - Matthew 10:25

(March 5, 2016 at 5:59 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: 2.  I don't think this is making a mountain out of a molehill.  More like making a mountain out of a slightly smaller mountain.
If it doesn't personally affect you, it's a molehill.

(March 5, 2016 at 5:59 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: 3.  There won't be anyone 'busting hell wide open'.  Grow up.

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March 5, 2016 at 7:49 am
The voices in my head approve the OP.
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March 5, 2016 at 7:51 am
The voices in the head that the voices in my head come from disagree.
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March 5, 2016 at 8:07 am
(March 5, 2016 at 7:51 am)robvalue Wrote: The voices in the head that the voices in my head come from disagree.

Sorry, I forgot to use the meme.

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March 5, 2016 at 11:57 am
Batshit crazy and completely self-absorbed, but most of their followers would read this crap, praise them for their godliness, and throw money at them.
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