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God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him
#51
RE: God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him
(April 13, 2016 at 5:51 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote:
(April 13, 2016 at 5:44 pm)Huggy74 Wrote: I've posted it before, but since you bring it up.





Oh, and surprise, still waiting on that admission...


Well, that was certainly a lot of hullabaloo over one word...I'll say that.  Maybe you should have phrased it differently like, "there are a few prerequisite rules that need to be fulfilled..."  I dunno.  Seems not to be the main point of the argument anyhow, but I wasn't there so I can't say.

That's the thing with some Atheists here, I've made em look foolish for so long that since they can't get me on anything else, they resort to trying to find me wrong on a technicality via a spelling mistake or grammatical error.



You're unable to call out your fellow atheists on their idiocy, just theists, right? Thinking
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#52
God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him
But the point you're missing is that just because you can prove an atheist wrong about the scripture (or a grammatical error...) that doesn't make the claim any more likely to be true. I mean, I might know a lot more about Harry Potter than you, but that doesn't mean it's any more likely to have actually happened. And typically, I don't call anyone out on spelling or grammar errors, because I make those mistakes too.
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#53
RE: God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him
Huggy, dude, guy to guy, I'm begging you - just let shit go.  It's not worth all the effort you go through to try to play these petty games of trying to one up the people here.  All you're doing is increasing the animosity directed towards you.  I mean this sincerely.  You have moments when I think you might be a likable guy, but shit like this?  It's dumb, and immature.  Just.  Let.  It.  Go.
"I was thirsty for everything, but blood wasn't my style" - Live, "Voodoo Lady"
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#54
RE: God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him
Wait, how fucked up does your nose have to be before it disqualifies you? Like does your whole nose just have to be a flat patch? What if the bridge is flat but the tip is pointy? What if it's the other way around?
Verbatim from the mouth of Jesus (retranslated from a retranslation of a copy of a copy):

"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you too will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. How can you see your brother's head up his ass when your own vision is darkened by your head being even further up your ass? How can you say to your brother, 'Get your head out of your ass,' when all the time your head is up your own ass? You hypocrite! First take your head out of your own ass, and then you will see clearly who has his head up his ass and who doesn't." Matthew 7:1-5 (also Luke 6: 41-42)

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#55
RE: God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him
(April 13, 2016 at 4:56 pm)Huggy74 Wrote:
(April 13, 2016 at 8:46 am)Rhondazvous Wrote: A flat nose is a symbol of sin and unholiness?

A little redundant... but yes, it was a deformity... diseases and such are a result of original sin.

Like I always try to explain to you Muppets, the whole bible is all about Jesus, the old testament is telling you about Jesus through symbolism.
Uh...you may want to change your avatar before you call somebody a muppet.

I know one fucker who isn't trying for the Levitical priesthood. You'd have to squeeze through the door sideways, or maybe you could just stand outside the door and they'll pass the incense to you.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

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RE: God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him
(April 13, 2016 at 9:16 pm)Rhondazvous Wrote:
(April 13, 2016 at 4:56 pm)Huggy74 Wrote: A little redundant... but yes, it was a deformity... diseases and such are a result of original sin.

Like I always try to explain to you Muppets, the whole bible is all about Jesus, the old testament is telling you about Jesus through symbolism.
Uh...you may want to change your avatar before you call somebody a muppet.

I know one fucker who isn't trying for the Levitical priesthood. You'd have to squeeze through the door sideways, or maybe you could just stand outside the door and they'll pass the incense to you.

Huh?

Nothing worse than a mental midget who thinks they're clever.

You seriously need to up your insult game.
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#57
RE: God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him
(April 14, 2016 at 3:01 am)Huggy74 Wrote:
(April 13, 2016 at 9:16 pm)Rhondazvous Wrote: Uh...you may want to change your avatar before you call somebody a muppet.

I know one fucker who isn't trying for the Levitical priesthood.  You'd have to squeeze through the door sideways, or maybe you could just stand outside the door and they'll pass the incense to you.

Huh?

Nothing worse than a mental midget who thinks they're clever.

You seriously need to up your insult game.

Sorry if I can't take that statement seriously from someone who uses the term "mental midget".
Nolite te bastardes carborundorum.
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#58
RE: God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him
(April 14, 2016 at 3:01 am)Huggy74 Wrote:
(April 13, 2016 at 9:16 pm)Rhondazvous Wrote: Uh...you may want to change your avatar before you call somebody a muppet.

I know one fucker who isn't trying for the Levitical priesthood.  You'd have to squeeze through the door sideways, or maybe you could just stand outside the door and they'll pass the incense to you.

Huh?

Nothing worse than a mental midget who thinks they're clever.

You seriously need to up your insult game.

You just lost any credibility you just had...... My insult game be strong here is one
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RE: God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him
Hey Huggy, keep up the good work, these people will never understand that God through the Holy Spirit reveals the truth of scripture and that He will blind those who are hardhearted and would use the scriptures to do harm to the Word of God. When they understand the purpose for the Bible is to lead the lost to salvation and train up those who have accepted Christ as their Lord and Savior they will stay away from it (which would be unfortunate) and stop making foll statements about the scriptures. They love their cherry picking and believe there is nothing wrong with it, yet if we were to cherry pick their beloved science books thy would raise cane.

GC
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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RE: God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him
(April 15, 2016 at 11:51 am)Godschild Wrote: Hey Huggy, keep up the good work, these people will never understand that God through the Holy Spirit reveals the truth of scripture and that He will blind those who are hardhearted and would use the scriptures to do harm to the Word of God. When they understand the purpose for the Bible is to lead the lost to salvation and train up those who have accepted Christ as their Lord and Savior they will stay away from it (which would be unfortunate) and stop making foll statements about the scriptures. They love their cherry picking and believe there is nothing wrong with it, yet if we were to cherry pick their beloved science books thy would raise cane.

GC

Scriptures is a load a horse shit the end just like every other religion christianity is not special but a fucking rip off of other older religions. 
the bible written in the bronze age by goat herding jews  simply put the bible is the greatest lie ever sold along with the OT and quran as well.
Then you have the KJV bible it is not reflective of the hebrew version of the bible at all.
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