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Christian answering questions.
Edwardo Piet Away
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RE: Christian answering questions.
May 4, 2016 at 12:32 pm (This post was last modified: May 4, 2016 at 12:32 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
If anyone barbacues a kitten, they get mayoficated to death by my turtley rooster, just on the off chance it might be one specific kittencorn kitten.
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RE: Christian answering questions.
May 4, 2016 at 12:36 pm
I love kittens. And puppies. I just can't eat a whole one, that's all.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Christian answering questions.
May 4, 2016 at 12:38 pm
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#464
RE: Christian answering questions.
May 4, 2016 at 1:08 pm
(May 4, 2016 at 9:59 am)Brian37 Wrote:
(May 4, 2016 at 7:57 am)Homeless Nutter Wrote: I disagree.

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Screw you. I've been to the copywrite office, number #145698-769-BS-DC-666 office in Washington DC.

Paragraph 256, sub section 50, "Atheist TM Copyright, "Must barbecue kittens, worship Stalin and ABBA".

READ THE FIND PRINT BEAAAAATCH!

Remember you must also spell Abba backwards to be a true atheist. It's in paragraph 16, clause 2, subsection b.
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#465
RE: Christian answering questions.
May 4, 2016 at 1:19 pm (This post was last modified: May 4, 2016 at 1:20 pm by downbeatplumb.)
Quote:I call other atheists out all the time who pull that. Not even atheists agree on all things all the time.

Yes we do!



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

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#466
RE: Christian answering questions.
May 4, 2016 at 1:23 pm
(May 4, 2016 at 1:19 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote:
Quote:I call other atheists out all the time who pull that. Not even atheists agree on all things all the time.

Yes we do!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRvCwtLLV6I
A Christian told me: if you were saved you cant lose your salvation. you're sealed with the Holy Ghost
I replied: Can I refuse? Because I find the entire concept of vicarious blood sacrifice atonement to be morally abhorrent, the concept of holding flawed creatures permanently accountable for social misbehaviors and thought crimes to be morally abhorrent, and the concept of calling something "free" when it comes with the strings of subjugation and obedience perhaps the most morally abhorrent of all... and that's without even going into the history of justifying genocide, slavery, rape, misogyny, religious intolerance, and suppression of free speech which has been attributed by your own scriptures to your deity. I want a refund. I would burn happily rather than serve the monster you profess to love.

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#467
RE: Christian answering questions.
May 4, 2016 at 1:24 pm
(May 4, 2016 at 12:22 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(May 4, 2016 at 12:06 pm)TheRocketSurgeon Wrote: Yeah I did, but I didn't read it. After all, I may be an atheist, but I'm still a man... we almost never read the instructions!

#apparentlynotatrueatheist

Kitten Nazi, "NO BARBECUE KITTEN FOR YOU!"

Phew! I'm running outta lives here will you quit trying to make people eat me?
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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RE: Christian answering questions.
May 4, 2016 at 1:28 pm
There's only one or two parts of you I would eat...
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RE: Christian answering questions.
May 4, 2016 at 1:59 pm
(May 4, 2016 at 1:28 pm)Alasdair Ham Wrote: There's only one or two parts of you I would eat...

Hopefully not with bbq sauce
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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RE: Christian answering questions.
May 4, 2016 at 2:03 pm
(May 4, 2016 at 1:59 pm)Losty Wrote:
(May 4, 2016 at 1:28 pm)Alasdair Ham Wrote: There's only one or two parts of you I would eat...

Hopefully not with bbq sauce

Yeah that would make it less enjoyable.
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